Once home, Becky told Jamie, “Go wait for me in your room. I’ll be there in a minute.” Amanda stayed behind.
“We have to get a new doctor, Mom. She and her nurse were just awful.”
“Agreed. We need to take Jamie out somewhere he can meet more bigs soon. He’s left the hous...
2022-02-12 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post“Where are we going?” Jamie had asked once already and had not gotten a straight answer. Were they trying to surprise him with something? He doubted it.
“We’re going to see a friend,” Becky answered. Amanda kept silent.
Jamie gave up and watched the houses go by out the wind...
2022-02-11 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI think I get why some people think baths are icky. I think they’re wrong – very wrong – because baths are delightful, but I get where they’re coming from. I’d been in said bath for almost a half hour already, and my date was late. Yes, I had a date.
I texted my date. “Are you c...
2022-02-09 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
“Okay, let’s get this over with.” I kept a gentle hold on his wrist and led him the few feet to the right of the chair before sitting down and spreading the diaper he’d handed me across my lap to catch any piddle. I took just a moment to consider how I wanted to scold him.
It felt o...
2022-02-08 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAfter a night’s rest and a thorough bath, Jamie was ready to write to Cheryl.
My Forever Friend, Cheryl,
I’m called Jamie now. Amanda picked it out. You were right about her. No one has ever been so nice to me, except you. She calls me her buddy. She makes it bearable...
2022-02-07 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“So,” I said, glad but also not to have the diaper change over and still trying to sound more confident than I felt. Gordy was naked from the waist down, flat on his back on his changing table with his feet in stirrups, leaving everything o so gloriously wide open. Awkward …
Bu also, ...
2022-02-05 17:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostOops I did it again! Play with your heart? Nope, broke the spending limit rule. Which, firstly, needs to be adjusted for inflation. Mary put that rule in place 6 years ago when a hundred bucks went a little further. I’m a victim of macroeconomics!
But did I decide to hide my malfeasance? ...
2022-02-05 15:33:49 +0000 UTC View Post
And then he really did slow down his eating to a crawl. I’ve seen tree sloths chew faster. But I was patient. I had butterflies in my own tummy, so I can only imagine his. I tried to be kind of clinical about the whole thing, like it was no different from getting a shot. Hey, sorry this hur...
2022-02-01 00:51:22 +0000 UTC View PostA simple lunch was served. Jamie was a little embarrassed to be fed a bottle in front of everyone – especially Danny, a silly and clichéd as he knew that was – but he knew, in theory, no one expected otherwise, especially since they knew about his operation. Becky served a small cake with ...
2022-01-30 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe next few days passed more or less like the last. He spent more time outside, and to his chagrin much of it was clad only in his diaper, but no one saw him through the fence. He took naps in the sun and began to acquire a bit of color, leaving tan lines around his diaper that Amanda found too ...
2022-01-28 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone bit me, and then Mary asked, “Are you alright?”
“Mhmm,” I said.
“No you’re not.” Which was awfully presumptuous of her to say.
“What makes you say that,” I asked Miss Mary Know-It-All
“Because usually when I sink my teeth into your butt, you mak...
2022-01-26 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Pizza is a great tool in the babysitter toolbox. Just about everyone likes pizza. In my experience, it’s a great way to get sad kids, mad kids, and bad kids to cheer up, and it worked on Gordy like a charm without my even trying. And I like pizza too. I did say we could still have a good time; ...
2022-01-24 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post“Knock knock,” Rebecca called out lightly as she came into Jamie’s room. Jamie was at his activity table, still looking at a nearly blank piece of paper. Jamie turned and saw she was holding a bottle and cloth. “I thought you might be hungry.”
Jamie was hungry. He used to eat like...
2022-01-23 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I waited to hear the garage door close for probably a couple seconds longer than it should’ve taken to realize I didn’t hear the garage door open, and no surprise given the size of the Rooney McMansion. I just wanted to make sure Mr. and Mrs. Rooney were gone before I turned my attention back...
2022-01-22 13:30:28 +0000 UTC View PostMary thinks she’s so suave and focused and put together, and she so is but not nearly as much as she thinks. I can discombobulate her at least as good as she can me; it’s just that it takes more effort on my part. So really, of the two of us I’m the better discombobulate: yeah, she does it ...
2022-01-21 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey, Cheryl? Wanna talk for a minute,” Ashley asked.
“Sure. What’s up,” Cheryl answered, sitting down in Ash’s office. Ash stood up from behind her desk and closed the door. Cheryl didn’t like that – what did Ashley have to say that had to be said behind a closed door?
<... 2022-01-20 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s not like I did it on purpose. I’m not sorry, but it’s not like I did it on purpose. I babysit three times a week on average, more like five times in the summer. I want to pay for as much of college as I can in cash, and caregiving pays better than retail or waiting tables. Especially n...
2022-01-20 03:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostOur home is beautiful. Not like super expensive look-at-our-Carrara-marble-wall-sconces beautiful, which isn’t to say I wouldn’t like some Carrara marble in my life, but our home is beautiful more in a we-made-a-home-together-and-it’s-cozy-and-ours way. Which is definitely the superior way....
2022-01-18 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostJamie found himself back in his crib after lunch. The naps were necessary, just as Cheryl had said they’d be. Jamie couldn’t figure out how many hours were in the day, partly because he slept through so many of them. It was light out when he went to bed and light out when he woke up. It was s...
2022-01-16 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post“You make the cutest orgasm noises sometimes,” my very pretty wife said to me. She’s tall and has a very athletic but slender figure for a computer jockey. It’s probably why she feels confident enough to say stuff like that, post-coitally on blanket in front of the fireplace no less!
<... 2022-01-15 20:55:45 +0000 UTC View PostThe day ended with a tour of the house and back yard. Jamie feigned enthusiasm at the swing set that they got just for him in the backyard, or at least he thought it was feigned. He was more interested in the sandbox, which had been Amanda’s and to Jamie was almost an artificial beach.
Th...
2022-01-12 01:47:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the audio version of my 2021 Thanksgiving story, which you can read here.
It's read by Mama Raven. ...
2022-01-09 18:14:36 +0000 UTC View PostPre-pandemic, we belonged, in a loose and informal sense, to a couple of fetish clubs in our city, one of which has their very own clubhouse. Sort of. It’s just a space open twice a month for a kink gathering, plus certain holidays (I love Spanksgiving the most out of all the kinky portmanteau ...
2022-01-09 17:55:51 +0000 UTC View PostJamie wasn’t sure how long he had been asleep, but he didn’t think long. He was the little spoon, although the size mismatch stretched the metaphor. It was his belly that woke him up. Whether because of the anesthesia, pain meds, or both, Jamie hadn’t passed anything since he woke up the da...
2022-01-06 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post“So, what did you want to talk about,” Rebecca asked when the three of them were back in the living room, he on the chair he could barely see them from and they on the sofa.
“So, first off, I wanted to reiterate that I took that diaper off, and then peed it after I woke up this mornin...
2022-01-03 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI never wanted a written list of rules. I find that artificial and confining. I need room to grow and flourish! I can find ways to misbehave that Mary hasn’t even thought of yet! Don’t fence me in, man!
But sometimes it would be nice to know what will and won’t get me in trouble. I th...
2022-01-01 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a sequel to A Thanksgiving Special, available where the best diaper stories are found (like here) and to A Christmas Special (2021-12-31 20:51:50 +0000 UTC View Post
When morning arrived, Jamie woke up in pain. Not having consciously relieved himself since he awoke the first time yesterday, he was over-full and needed relief. He considered his options.
He could call out to one of them and ask to use the bathroom. It might take them a while to hear him, ...
2021-12-31 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-12-29 18:42:01 +0000 UTC View Post“Wake up,” Eric heard from a distance. “Wake up.” He felt a hand on his back, and he lifted his eyelids and rolled over. Standing above him, leaning over the crib rail, was Cheryl. His heart rose up in his chest in the fullest feeling of safety and contentment. He laughed and leapt to his...
2021-12-29 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post