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Player Manager 9
2024-04-15 09:28:05 +0000 UTC View Post
As most of you know, I published the last blob of book 8 on Monday so I'm on a mid-season break. (I'm actually not, I'm still writing but without deadline pressure it's like a holiday.) Here's what that means:
T3: Next chapter on Monday. (My wife read the first draft and said 'it's good but...
2024-04-12 08:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post15.
Saturday the 28th of September was a day with a lot of league games, including an early kick off. Salford were at home to Chesterfield.
I raced back from the bathroom and took my spot next to Sandra. "Did I miss anything?" I said.
"Chesterfield had a goal ruled ...
2024-04-08 09:11:43 +0000 UTC View Post14.
Gardening glossary: hardening off. The process of moving plants from ideal growing conditions into a slightly harsher environment in order to prepare them for life in the cruel outside world.
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Wednesday, September 18
It would be a warm day but it was stil...
2024-04-05 10:45:04 +0000 UTC View Post13.
Monday, September 9
There was a fair amount of excitement in the large meeting room at BoshCard, mostly centred around the fact I'd plugged my laptop into the AV equipment. Max Best would speak without the use of flipcharts! What could prompt him to step into the future...
2024-04-01 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post12.
Medium close-up: Angel
Text: Angel, Striker, Number Ten
From context, the viewer knows this was recorded long before the seaso...
2024-03-29 10:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post11.
We went through the various formalities of entering a prison - I let the Brig talk to people and sign things - and we were escorted through various doors. Some that were opened remotely, some with an ID badge carried by a prison guard, and some that were simply fire doors t...
2024-03-25 10:28:33 +0000 UTC View Post7.
Saturday, August 3
Match 1 of 46: Maidenhead United versus Chester
The referee blew his whistle and the season was underway!
Maidenhead kicked off and immediately knocked the ball long. Glenn Ryder leaped and headed the ball away. There was a tussle in ...
2024-03-11 10:45:42 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I was young, my cousins came to town and we went to the local fields to play some football. We had a lovely old time until the youngest cousin awarded himself a penalty kick.
Now this little guy - let's call him Pascal - was about eight inches high. The ball loomed over him. B...
2024-02-28 23:13:09 +0000 UTC View Post4.
Football glossary: Welcome to Wrexham.
2024-02-26 16:42:03 +0000 UTC View Post[I'm still working on the next chapter - will be out tomorrow at the latest.]
In the meantime please enjoy this video message Max Best received from Danny Actual Murphy.
Born: Chester
Played 150 games for Crewe (and some for Liverpool, ugh)
Played 9 times for England
Does Dan...
Player Manager 8
Recap:
Max Best has led Chester FC to the National League North title; his team will now be promoted to the absurdly tough National League. The women’s team won their league and will also move to the fifth tier. Max has vowed to win the FA Youth Cup, has an opportun...
2024-02-16 10:18:48 +0000 UTC View PostWhaaaaaat!
That's right, y'all. You get free stuff!
Would you like a BONUS CHAPTER?
I went a tiny bit BONKERS and made one. It's very multimedia and Patreon isn't the right place for it (not even close), so you'll have to pop over to my website. And I never thought I'd say this ...
2024-02-15 16:51:15 +0000 UTC View PostHi all!
On Monday 12th there won't be a chapter. That's because in a bit I'll be posting the last chapter of book 7! I'll take a couple of days to recharge and to think what the 'theme' for the next season will be. I think I know but it doesn't hurt to check. Also I need to make all-new spr...
2024-02-09 10:54:11 +0000 UTC View Post14.
TEN
Tuesday, April 2
Sandra was leading training in preparation for Saturday's match against Gloucester and I was taking part, partly to keep fit, partly to gauge the mood. There was a strange vibe in the camp; the league was won and the remaining ...
2024-02-02 12:18:36 +0000 UTC View Post12.
Science glossary - Schrödinger's cat.
2024-01-26 12:02:23 +0000 UTC View PostQuick version: There WILL be a chapter tomorrow but there MIGHT not be one on Monday/Tuesday. (80% chance there won't.)
Longer version: Long-term supporters (yeah whoo) will know that every now and then I need to check the book proofs from the publishers. They always try to take my jokes ou...
2024-01-18 13:04:06 +0000 UTC View Post10.
Max Best glossary: Expected worms. A statistical measure of the likelihood that a given constellation of characters will include a worm.
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Instead of giving one of my inspirational movie-based half time team talks, I was looking around the Grimsby dressing room wondering w...
2024-01-15 11:35:43 +0000 UTC View Post