Kevin the Bored

12 Relic of the Past

"Talk about a tough situation."

Flamelle glances up at Jorick's muttered words only briefly before her attention returns to what is most important.

Ever since first encountering Kette, Flamelle's life has been a non-stop run of shocks and surprises one after another like an endless li...

55 Final Chapter of Procrastination

Yo! It's been a bit since I uploaded, sorry about that.

There's an explanation on why at the end of the chapter :3

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Walking to meet with the rest with Kamo-Sensei, we wound up just talking, and the topic naturally found its w...

Slay the Worm

Yo! So this is really short cuz it's more a concept of an idea rather than anything else. This is an idea I've been toying with for honestly quite a while, cuz I like Slay the Spire as a game a lot and wound up thinking how to make it into a fanfic, thus we have this.

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Tanya the Godslayer

Hello everyone, I would like to start by saying fuck you vakire. I was perfectly happy not writing this you rat fuck and now I've lost like 5 hours of my day, bastard.

Other than that tho, this is a one-shot for an idea I've had brewing for years about how perfect Tanya the Evil is to be cr...

11 Mega Lore Dump For Funsies

Thankfully, things did calm down after the whole incident. The Noble and his lot kept to their side of the carriage, leaving Kierra some peace to start trying to come up with training exercises that Flamelle can do to improve.

Eventually, enough time passed that even the allure of advanced ...

54 Of How The Student Affects The Teacher

My talk with Taira no Tadatsune honestly left me in a bit of a mood, I can admit that much. Which is how I found myself sitting concealed on the roof of my assigned room, staring at the setting sun lost in thought.

It is a scene that is only interrupted when I feel a familiar presence appro...

10 Call Me Ms. Frizzle The Way I Teach In Da Magic Bus ^-^

Watching Flamelle walk beside her, or perhaps skip would be more accurate with how she seems to be bouncing with childish joy, Kierra finds herself glad that she went along with that whole diversion.

Sure, it sucked for her personally, but she's an adult, it's not that bit of a deal. Worth ...

53 This Guy That Guy and Another Guy Too

It's pretty late by the time I make it back to my room. Late enough to be early, going by the lightening of the sky. Though not so late that the sun has yet started to rise, so I should be able to have at least an hour or two to nap.

I'm still feeling all that Evil Saké I had. I could real...

52 Hit and Miss

I may have had a little bit too much saké.

The thought filters through the haze in my mind as I sit under the night sky, straddling the wall of a noble's manor with a gourd of Evil Saké in one hand.

I don't really remember how I did it, but at some point I started experimenting with...

9 The Greatest Illusion Is Regret

Flamelle finds her eyes discretely turning to study Mistress Kette. They are both hunched over her notes, focused on the work as they have been for an hour now. However, in this time, Flamelle has found her admiration for the smaller woman rising and rising every minute.

She knew, intellect...

8 God is Dead (Or perhaps gay? Instructions unclear)

Title doesn't necessarily make sense, but I wrote it and found it way too funny I can't bring myself to change it lmao

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Following her teacher out of the Adventurer's Guild, Flamelle finds herself in a daze for the second time in as many days, if for a vastly differ...

51 My Eyes Pan Out

My eyes pan out. Lidded and low.

The room is dark. Severe. Bereft of blue sky or shining stars.

Smoke hangs heavily in the air, clouding above as a fog, disguising what lies beyond in myth.

Seated casually on a cushion, one elbow resting on the low table in front of me and holdi...

50 Detective Dispatch!

Fekin patreon changing settings again. took me like 5 minutes to find whre they put the tag option :/

anyway

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I ended up spending quite a while with the old man. We were trading stories until he had to get back to his regular duties. It's mostly just of maintenance and reveri...

7 Opening Cinematic, Resolved

Yo, fun fact! When I wrote the previous chapter of this, I went to bed hating myself and the chapter and the story and thinking about dropping it all together and giving up on my writing career. 

As you can surmise from this, I have an incredibly stable and heathy mind :)

However...

6 Making A Discovery

Flamelle felt in a daze as she only half heard the guard captain and Kette—her apparent new master?—Talking about measures to keep the prisoners secured.

Frankly, so much has happened in such a short amount of time that she is still processing it all.

She went from riding the eddi...

49 The Forty-Ninth Chapter

Studying the butterfly fading away on his extended finger, Kinoshita mulls over the message imprinted into his mind. Considering it. Weighing it.

Eventually, all he can do is let out a long sigh.

His eyes return to the Shimenawa wrapped Shinboku tree as he loses himself to thought. 2025-08-20 00:05:24 +0000 UTC View Post

5 The Obligatory Roflstomp

Yo I did it again. 

This is the last time I swear, I'll go to bed rn and have a rest day and will totally encourage healthy habits within myself instead of continuing to overexert myself, promise. =D

I'll do my best to get back to Heian next time I'm writing. And on the subject. ...

4 The obligatory drama

Yo again. I'm really kinda getting lost in the sauce here lmao. I can't even remember what the 2k words I've written for the next Heian chap are even about anymore.

And I know I said no more infordumps last chapter, but I mean the one after this one :)

Also, if you checked out the Max...

3 Getting Some Answers

Quite a bit of Lore coming out in this chap. nearly 8k long lol. It might be a bit info dumpy in some parts, but at least it's done, which means that if I somehow manage to sustain motivation for writing this out then the following chapters will be more about moving the story forward, since I can...

New Life As The Original Mage: Part 2

Yo again! This chap is shorter, not quite reaching 4k, but it had a good cut off point so I ended it here.

My burst of inspiration to write this is probably gonna run out like next chapter or the one after, but it also might not, idk. But in case I keep writing it, does anyone got any ideas...

New Life As The Original Mage

Yo yo yo!

So, I read this novel called "New Life As A Max Level Archmage" recently, and it has filled my head with thoughts.

Truth be told, the whole 'isekai into video game character in the future of the game world' trope (is there a shorthand for that?) might just be my single most ...

48 SHOCKING REVELATIONS FINALLY REVEALED!!!

The garden Izumi eventually leads me to is somewhat out of the way. Rather than another open square inside of the building complex, she led me down a small branching path somewhere between the main complex we were assigned to and the complex the court nobles seem to be staying at.

Our appro...

47 First Morning in the Capital

The warm, early morning sun bathes the pristine corridor in soft light through the paper windows on her right as Izumi Shikibu walks at a steady clip. Head straight and arms folded neatly before her.

However, unlike the quiet of the servants silently bustling about in the early hour, a soft...

46 Soulslike Lore + Boss Fight

Walking through a lush forest near the northern border of the Owari province, Ise no Tayū keeps her senses sharp even as her pace remains sedate.

Shortly after Narauko and the upper years left, she and the rest all got assigned various missions. It wasn't unsurprising—less manpower means...

45 Sharing Gifts and Sharing More

Tamamo's mind rouses slowly. Sluggish.

Disjointed thoughts steadily gathering together as she rises from darkness until her mind clears enough to notice that she is awake.

Her eyes flutter open, a faint fogginess still clinging to her mind. A pleasant soreness radiates from her body, ...

44 Least Engaging Fight You'll Ever Read =(

Narauko

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Standing opposite Tamamo on the still surface of a lake so large that I can only barely make out the closer banks of land, under the light of the stars, I take a moment to just bask in it all. That I am standing here, literal...

43 Flirting Is Fun Too

It was pretty late by the time we arrived, too late for dinner, so we were lead straight to the building we would be staying in. It's a nice place, and I find myself baffled that 'nice' is the first word that comes to mind to describe it.

In my previous life, I would have considered this on...

42 Many People Have Many Thoughts

Tai-Kōtaikōgō, Fujiwara no Shōshi

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As the Grand Empress Dowager, Shōshi is not required to be present to greet the arriving Sorcerers. In fact, it would be more expected that she would not be present. The position she ho...

Update!

This isn't a "Hiatus! ;P" or a "Dropped. Sorry." kinda thing don't worry.

It's just that this is the longest it's taken me to upload so I figured y'all deserved an explanation/update.

Basically, to avoid getting all into the weeds about it, I'm finding myself facing some financial str...

41 Touch Down!

"Would you rather fuck a kamoshika if no one would ever learn of it, or not fuck a kamoshika but have everyone believe that you have."

I turn away from admiring the view of the approaching Imperial Capital to level a deeply concerned look upon the man who is unremarkable except for the poor...