DoujinStars
Kevin the Bored

Kevin the Bored

patreon


Kevin the Bored posts

42 Fight! 5 It Don't Stop Coming

42 Fight! 5 It Don't Stop Coming

Ethan wasn't used to cheering for villains, which makes sense, considering his now former occupation.

Yes, former. It seems the life of Madcap, jail buster extraordinaire has come to an end.

Not that he ever actually broke anyone out of any prisons, but he did make a living breaking p...

View Post

41 Fight! 4 the Fourth

41 Fight! 4 the Fourth

Watching the chaos unfold around me, I can't help but gape in sheer 𝘢𝘸𝘦, even as I shake from excitement and honestly maybe a little bit of arousal at the same time.

The sight is just so 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵.

Never in my life, have I ever felt so fulfi...

View Post

40 Fight! 3 It Goes On

40 Fight! 3 It Goes On

A/N: Just because I can't remember if I already explained it for those that don't know Worm, the Triumvirate is the group of Heroes that lead the protectorate, being Alexandria, who is superman without the laser's, Legend, who is just the laser's and Eidolon, who is whatever he feels like. There ...

View Post

39 Fight! 2 Electric Boogaloo

39 Fight! 2 Electric Boogaloo

A/N: Made the image in paint to help understand everything going on lol

---

Fighting my way through the untrained gangsters wasn't particularly challenging except for the sheer number of them.

Even with the troopers behind me providing supporting fire with rubber bullets, I coul...

View Post

38 Fight!

"Quickly, before the Red team shows up, allow me to introduce the players for team Blue!" Fool shouts in a rush before moving the camera to zoom in on the flying capes.

"Up in the air we have Epic and Ashurbanipal! Both fliers but only the latter is a brick while the former shoots laser's! ...

View Post

37 Interlude: Sarah Livsey

The time is 16:43 on the first day of 2008 and from all across America thousands of people are opening the same website and tuning in to watch the same livestream.

As the clock ticks closer to five in the afternoon, thousands become tens of thousands as the view count continues to skyrocket...

View Post

36 Interlude Darnell Jackson

Around a circular table sits six people. Five men and one woman, all with the same black skin as everyone else in their gang.

The room itself is heavy with such tension that it feels as if it could be cut with a knife.

Understandable, considering the reason for this gathering.

"...

View Post

35 Interlude: Yumiko Jamesu (<-joke)

"How certain exactly are you that Tear is the cannibal from October?" Director Noah says from his seat behind his large desk.

It's only the two of us in the room right now, as I only give my reports to the Director directly.

The perks of formally working in a counter intelligence unit...

View Post

34 Interesting Conversation 2 Electric Boogaloo

After spending some time sitting around, bored out of my mind, the door to my cell eventually whirred open after maybe an hour to show yet another faceless PRT trooper pair.

"Please follow us." One of them says, motioning for me to follow, which I do, not bothering with saying anything with...

View Post

33 Sun Tzu is Wise

"I..."

The tension in the room is palpable as the Heroes await my grand proclamation.

"Surrender!~" I chirp, completely ruining the mood of the room as my arms keep raising until they are in the classic surrendering pose, while my tails dissipate, returning to my body.

Silence b...

View Post

32 It Begins 2 Electric Boogaloo

After getting his location from Fool, it wasn't all that difficult to capture Shade.

After all, even though he gets stronger by absorbing the darkness around him, he can only peak at about as strong as Siegfried and I'd say that's about as strong as I am, except I have twice as many limbs, ...

View Post

31 Interlude: Jinx

Life had been pretty shitty all round for the man formally known as Lachlan.

Born to a happy middle class family of immigrants, his life was set up to be pretty good right from the start.

That was until he turned six and contracted some disease that he was never told the name of.

<...

View Post

30 prep

After finally getting sweet sweet vengeance, I went home and rested for a day, just chilling with mini James as he tried and failed to explain the science behind his drug to me.

At some point I got a call from Jinx, or Fool, as he decided to name himself, which 𝘪𝘴 admittedly a fitting...

View Post

29 Interlude: Noah Balvan

If you'd asked Noah what it was like to be a PRT director a month ago, he would have said how the work was tough but rewarding and that compared to the other directors, he has it easy.

That would have been the case one month ago.

Now however, is a completely different story.

It'...

View Post

28 Happy Xmas

Sitting by myself on a rooftop that sits between Red Branch and Street Saints' territory, I bob my head along with the music I have playing quietly from my phone as I wait for the nights entertainment to show itself.

"So this is christmas~" I hum to myself along with the song, kicking my le...

View Post

27 Finally an info dump

After leaving Helter Skelter, I did a quick lap of where Jinx said Equaliser will be tomorrow and then went home to do something I loathe.

To make a plan.

Now, I'm generally not a fan of thinking too hard on things, but I am willing to make an exception this one time.

Besides, i...

View Post

no chappy today :(

yo, as the above says, no chapter today, cuz I'm still super tired and feel like shit, but I'll do a double tomorrow to make up for it so dw :>

View Post

26 I was so fucking tired writing this. I haven't slept in like 24+ hours

Only after taking a minute to calm my laughter down, during which Jinx simply stared dispassionately at me, can we begin proper discussion.

"So," He starts with a tired drawl, "what brings you here with such fervour to ignore my closed sign, mystery lady."

I smile beneath my simple ma...

View Post

25 Helter Skelter

Sitting down, I cross my legs and focus on the small of my back, where my tails come from.

Closing my eyes, I try to will forth my tails as slowly as possible, trying to get a feel for the process, instead of just letting it happen naturally.

I feel the way they pierce through my skin...

View Post

24 Definitely a good influence

After getting some food inside of little James we were finally done with the essentials, which basically just means that now we can just shop for whatever we want.

I insisted we do some more clothes shopping first, because other than the jacket and winterwear, little James doesn't actually ...

View Post

23 A good influence

After making it back to the city, the first thing I did was check my flat, only to find that it is already up for rent again, which made me really wonder how long I'd been gone.

Luckily for me, I had the foresight to keep my bug out bag outside of the house, hidden under a disused air condi...

View Post

22 ...I, the Author, sincerely did not see this coming.

After devouring Jason, I had thought that I would be satisfied, and don't get me wrong, it was certainly satisfying.

But id didn't leave me feeling full like I had expected it to.

He was a regenerator after all. I probably ate around three Jason's worth of Jason, and he's already a pr...

View Post

21 They may take our Lives! But they will never, take our FREEDOM!

Opening the door to my theatre, I have to fight down the feeling of 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 that wells up.

No matter how much fun it is, now is not the time, not with the Heroes closing in.

It's unfortunate really, I was having so much fun with little Tear too.

...

View Post

20 More Torture and Delusion

At some point, he put a blindfold on me.

The lacking sense just made everything else hurt more.

Since the start, Jason told me to count backwards from one thousand, out loud, in increments of seven.

I didn't understand why at first, then I realised he was trying to keep me as sa...

View Post

19 Literally Just 2k Words of Torture

A/N: WARNING! The title isn't an exaggeration, this entire chapter is literally all torture. This is where I earn that Tokyo Ghoul tag, so if you're squeamish, then maybe just skip the chap, personally, I think it's fine, but I'm the one writing it, so that probably just says more about me :p Enj...

View Post

18 Coffee 2 Electric Boogaloo

"-I 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳 you are cheating somehow, no way you get a royal flush right after a four of a kind. It's total bullshit. I know it. You know it. He knows it."

I blatantly ignore James' complaining as I sweep up the poker chips on the table.

I found these when I was shopping ...

View Post

17 Interlude: Multi

"-yeah yeah, just knock when it's time for my patrol, I want a nap."

Closing the door to my room in the wards section of the PRT building, I take four steps forward before collapsing in a boneless heap onto my bed.

I don't know how long I just lied there, my mind blank and my open eye...

View Post

16 Coffee

Well, yesterday was both fun and also really sucked.

For one, I got my ass kicked again, which sucks, and I have since decided that rather than just exercising, I should try learning how to actually fight and to that end I have started paying for a boxing coach.

It's slightly annoying...

View Post

15 Interlude: Aika Hasson

Sitting here, surrounded by so many Heroes and even Director Balvan, I can't help but feel out of place.

Because Despite what Ethan and Luke would say, I really don't think I'm fit to be Heroes like they are.

I mean, look at Ethan, he is compared to 𝘓𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥 himself an...

View Post

14 :c

𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘨!

The sound, like a thundercrack, is sudden and unexpected.

However, despite it's incredible volume, the sound is gone as soon as it comes, no ringing in the head, no time to so much as flinch.

At the same time, everything in front of me flickers slightly, like t...

View Post