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Excuse the gratuitous photo - I just wanted to brag about these vintage bar stools I found at the thrift store.  (But also I really am plugging away on a new story down here.) 

One Way to Find Out (vignette)

“Well, there’s only one way to find out, isn’t there?”

Parker couldn’t believe what he was hearing.  He couldn’t believe what he was seeing, either, but his stunned brain could only process so much at one time.  The handsome jock had just stepped out of the shower, and...

Kingsbury Harbor: Wishlist, pt. 2

“They weren’t kidding about this place being magical,” the younger man laughed, nuzzling his head against Adam’s shoulder while he stroked the wiry carpet on his lover’s chest.  “I thought they just called it Wishlist Cove because it was so pretty, but I’d say this morning qual...

Fruiting Bodies, ch. 16

Everyone would talk about the dreams for weeks to come.  No two were exactly alike, but the number of people sharing a similar nocturnal vision taking place in the same setting was too great for it all to be a mere coincidence.  Given their nature, certain details were usually politely ...

Kingsbury Harbor: Wishlist, pt. 1

*** Summer weather has me feeling nostalgic for the beach! ***

Adam watched Burke through the kitchen window, still unable to believe his luck at landing such a charming, handsome man.  Having just turned thirty, the athletic, sandy-haired hunk was a solid thirteen years his junior, th...

Take Two

I didn't realize the polls now default to only allowing a single choice.  I don't think it used to be that way?  But also I'm not great at this part of things (obviously).  So here's the poll again, hopefully allowing for multiple options.  

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Hi Everyone,

I was trying to work on a vignette but I'll be honest...the state of things at the moment has me spinning a bit, so I'm taking the weekend off.  Have a bunch of fun stuff in the hopper, though (including a revisit to a certain seaside town).  I just need a couple days...

Fruiting Bodies, ch. 15: Voting Options

After the attempt to close the rift in the city fails, both Ethan and the guys head back to the cave to try and either blow things wide open or cut them off, respectively, but not before…

Option 1: Guys who are given a free sample of Spore T+ erupt into beefy, horny, hairy brutes as the p...

Juiced

“Come on, man!  Don’t be a dick about this,” Ryan begged.  “You’ve got some left…how much more do you need?  Those things are perfect already!  Share the wealth, bro.”  The stocky, dark-haired hunk reached over to give one of Matt’s prominent pecs a squeez...

Fruiting Bodies, ch. 15

*** Voting options to come!  Hit a bit of a wall this weekend, so they'll be up in no more than a few days.  Thank you for your patience! ***

“Whaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuck,” Tom muttered under his breath, his eyes wide as he looked around at the surreal surroundings.  One mo...

New Ebook

Hi Everyone,

Quick heads up that there's a new offering for the Amazon algorithm.  I put together a collection of some of the most popular shrinking-themed stories from the past several years.  Same drill as usual - other than some minor polishing they're the same stories as on he...

Alter Call, pt. 2

“Dude!  Don’t even put that out there,” the brunette blushed, his eyes going wide at the thought of his tight, tapering torso sporting a pair of heaping, supple mounds.  Tommy could at least hide the flat patch where his girthy package used to be, not that he ever chose to, but th...

At The Hip (vignette)

Despite everything that happened, the sensation of Luke’s fat, lengthy cock pulsing in his hand  while the handsome hunk slumbered almost made it all worthwhile for Gabe.  The dreadful memory of their initial horror, along with all the embarrassing adjustments that followed, melted aw...

Alter Call, pt. 1

Hunter still didn’t understand why everyone acted so casual about everything.  They all looked at him like he was the one with the problem, like he was simply being intolerant or close-minded about the process.  He even asked that question of himself.  His friends who’d answere...

Fruiting Bodies, ch. 14

“Where are we even going,” Tom asked, blinking and shaking his head as he hurried down the sidewalk behind Dave.  His vision kept shifting between the bustling, mundane city he knew and the creeping, fungal nightmare waiting just on the other side of reality.  The transitions weren�...

But What If We Didn't

*** This was posted as a vignette last year but I never got around to putting it up for everyone.  Pride and barn painting (not mine) kept me running this weekend.  Have some fun ideas in the works! ***

“Come on, dude, it’s not that big a deal.”  Brody steppe...

Fertilizer (vignette)

Adam was embarrassed already.  He was an avowed boxers or boxer-briefs guy, which made the modest underwear seem even smaller than it already would have.  The burnt-orange briefs weren’t excessively skimpy or overly revealing, but as far as Adam was concerned he might as well have bee...

Fruiting Bodies, ch. 13: Voting Options

After making their escape…

Option 1) Tom and Dave are unable to control their new abilities and leave chaos in their wake while they search for Will and Tyler, causing people to change at random as they pass.

Option 2) Ethan sends a pair of internal investigators to follow Tom and D...

Hair Bear Stare

It’s complicated.  There are days where I absolutely hate what I am and what I can do to people, and there are days where I love every second of it.  Sometimes I feel like I’m cursed with a burden beyond my control, but then there are times where I feel like I’m handing out winnin...

Fruiting Bodies, ch. 13

**** Voting options to come! Holiday weekend yard work got in the way. ****

“That was an unexpectedly pleasant surprise,” Ethan said, his cheerful tone a sharp contrast to the armed guards standing behind him.  They had the elevator blocked, making it clear that Tom’s suite had j...

How Much Is That Stray In The Window, ch. 2

“Kev…come on…bud…we…we have to get…to class…” Jacob grunted, his vision blurring from the rhythmic ecstasy hammering away at his battered rear.  He’d had to gradually work his way up to an object the size of Kevin’s girthy new monster, but like the other man had promised,...

The Algorithm (vignette)

Eric looked at the metal pillars, a dubious expression on his immaculately groomed face.  His chiseled arms were folded just below his prominent pecs, the dusting of perfectly manscaped, chocolate hair accentuating his golden skin.  There were no tan lines beneath his loose tank-top, no...

Fruiting Bodies, Interlude 2: Wild Night

Nate stared out the window, wishing he could shake the funk he’d been in all afternoon.  The towering hunk couldn’t put his finger on what it was that bothered him, but he felt anxious and tense, like something was about to happen.  He kept thinking he saw things in his peripheral v...

Playing Dress-Up, pt. 2

Evan felt like he was in a dream.  The sensation that he was forgetting something important still nagged at his brain, but he was too busy smiling and eyeing the people who passed to give it much thought.  He kept thinking that he was looking for someone, but whenever he tried to muster...

How Did We Used to Live Like This?

Hi Everyone,

Just a heads up that there will be a delay on the next Fruiting Bodies chapter. I’ve managed to catch my first real cold/flu since all this pandemic stuff started, and either it’s a doozy, or I’m out of practice, or both. Very much did not miss this sort of thing. It’ll...

Playing Dress-Up, pt. 1

“Have to fuckin’ play dress up to get fuckin’ laid…fuckin’ ridiculous,” Evan grumbled as he snaked his way deep into the dressing room.  It was in a back corner of the store, perfectly private and entirely isolated, but he couldn’t talk Lisa into fooling around in it no matter ...

Hashtag Horsing Around (vignette)

Brody didn’t understand what was happening.  He knew the things he saw and felt couldn’t be possible, but his stunned senses kept insisting otherwise.  It also didn’t help that everyone around him went about their workouts as if everything was perfectly normal, further adding to h...

Crack the Code: What a Bargain, pt. 2

“Wha…whaaaaoohhhhhhhhnnnn…!”  The blonde spasmed and blasted, unaware that at some point he’d started jerking off while watching his boss’s impossible display.  “Fuhh…fuuuuck me!  What the fuck was that?!”  Blake shuddered as the last ropey strands sprayed al...

Fruiting Bodies, ch. 12

“Isn’t it a little late to be having this conversation?”  Tom ran a large hand through the hair on Dave’s burly gut.  He was back in a shape close to the one he’d started in all those years ago, his strapping frame thick with bulky muscle.  He wasn’t as big as his frien...

Crack the Code: What a Bargain, pt. 1

“So the reduced rate requires…” Blake trailed off, his heart racing.  He’d guessed that the Code Breaker’s services would likely be out of his price range based on how much he’d had to fork over to simply arrange the meeting.  He’d initially balked at the idea of spending ...