Asterios contracts "The Christory Flu."
Sirancha explains the Christorian Prime Directive.
And a teenager "pranks" CWC...
...by having cybersex with him.
2019-07-08 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha goes off on "Karen."
Who is NOT Nathen Mazri.
(She just types, sounds, and acts like Nathen Mazri.)
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
Asterios meets an occultist.
Sirancha steals some oat milk.
And who rules...The Planet Of The Vapes?
2019-06-24 17:47:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios halts the recording.
Sirancha sings some songs.
And will the real Clyde Cash real stand up?
2019-06-24 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios nearly throws up.
Sirancha "tricks him again."
And a very nice young man demonstrates, "The Hedgehog Defense Position."
#Cristory
2019-06-18 11:41:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Sheldon plays a deadly game.
Six UCLA students fight for survival.
And Larnock always tells the truth...or does he?
#OneMinuteDnD
2019-06-17 00:23:33 +0000 UTC View Post
On this week's THE LOUDEST PODCAST we discuss The Battle of Sanctions. How bad did Judge Shrugsalot fuck up? Listen!
2019-06-13 17:11:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha expresses her Pride.
Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot.
And both weigh in on poor, sweet Mumkey Jones.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-06-10 04:24:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to Christory.
A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST.
If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios.
By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself.
Joi...
2019-06-04 05:27:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Attached is THE LOUDEST PODCAST #18! And here's some news:
-- On Monday, we taped THE LOUDEST PODCAST Presents: CRISTORY, Part 1
-- Ep #1 will go out free to all, rest will be exclusive to YOU FINE PATRE-O'S
-- This WILL be a very long series...
2019-05-31 17:48:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Need a refresher? Here's EPISODE ONE!
Elsa considers moving back home.
Stuffin' considers killing everyone.
... 2019-05-29 18:55:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios goes to Toronto.
Sirancha avoids a 14-hour bus trip.
And while discussing a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant, Nathen mentions:
Sirancha Pokèmon GO-ES trespassing.
Asterios wants Russell Greer to STOP lawsuiting.
And YOUR dating profiles are reviewed, live!
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-05-18 11:52:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Recorded LIVE in Beantown, USA.
-AK & SIR
2019-05-17 19:46:14 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you get a girl to stop liking you?
How can you shut up Soundcloud-rapping classmates?
And how do you teach someone to imagine...
...their own imagination?
We're finally back to "help" kids all around the world. Hope you enjoy this exclusive patre-only episode!
2019-05-11 01:02:20 +0000 UTC View Post
On THIS week's episode, we will finally determine...
...what the bases are.
Consider the debate ended.
2019-05-10 17:33:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sure you've seen the video by now, but Mumkey/Jimmy/Tyler is having an incredibly hard time.
He's heavily into drinking and drugs, his relationship with Sheep is in shambles, he's lashing out at hi...
2019-05-06 00:20:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Once again:
We do not get to any topic we had planned.
#BlameSirancha
2019-05-03 23:48:09 +0000 UTC View Post
WE LOVE YOU DAMMIT
2019-05-02 16:07:25 +0000 UTC
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Ladies & gentlemen...
...we got 'em.
Enclosed: an interview with Nathen Mazri, Chief Entergagement Officer of GarfieldEATS.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-04-26 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Mumkey & Asterios make their Endgame predictions.
And: there's Andy Signore news.
#BOOMERvsZOOMER
loveee yaaaaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGFvVbqmkog
2019-04-24 18:52:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Listeners: send us your dating profiles! Sirancha wants to fix them live on air tomorrow.
Sirancha reads a book from a promising new author.
Asterios extols the virtues of The Big Bang Theory.
And god help JJ if there are no por...
2019-04-19 18:40:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Update: video added! Starting NEXT week, the ONLY place you will be able to see video episodes is on our Patreon's. I'm tired of YouTube's demonitization bullshit + Mumkey's tired of his fans saying B...
2019-04-18 11:41:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Here, finally, is the Asterios Sex Pillow. Use it in good health:
Sirancha reveals the worst thing she's ever heard.
Asterios mansplains McDonalds to Sirancha, a former McDonalds employee.
It's the second worst thing she's ever heard.
#LOUDequalsFUNNY
2019-04-12 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios overindulges in the one vice he has left:
White Monster energy drinks.
#PrayForAsterios&nbs...
2019-04-10 18:05:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha wants unlimited digital porgs.
Asterios tries to preserve an NDA.
And you pay rent to Tallard, now.
#outofthenest
2019-04-08 17:54:27 +0000 UTC View Post