"Don't call me 'sir.' Call me 'my lord.'"
"Of course, my lord."
Harry smiled. "That's more like it."
A group of soldiers rushed off to presumably get the Tesseract.
Harry turned back to the scientists. "Do any of you have any explosive-making tips? At the moment, I mai...
Loki-Two had no time to react, to realise that his attacker knew every one of his weaknesses, every backdoor that he had made.
Harry sifted through Loki's thoughts and, once he found the memories relating to the sceptre, followed the trail, and he was suddenly in a world of blue—a place ...
Loki apparently wasn't expecting that—or for the spear to be carved with Asgardian symbols. The spear met his sceptre with a clang.
Using his longer weapon's greater reach, Harry twisted his weapon downwards, bringing it slashing across Loki's shoulder.
Before it could damage him...
"Uh…"
"I'm just kidding, Cap. I had no idea who you were when I was a child and the only man I'm sexually attracted to is myself. You're far too blond for me." Harry caught sight of his reflection in a window and abruptly remembered he currently had blond hair. "Ah… You see, I'm not us...
'As troubling as the concept seems, maybe. It could be that another one of my soul's fragments survived and simply had more luck getting its own body.'
'How would they do that? We looked for years, and the best lead we got was Voldemort's ritual—and that wouldn't have worked.'
'I ...
"Special circumstances," the second one said.
Harry grinned. "Glad I could be an inconvenience." He glanced over the edge of the building. "I assume it goes straight up, seeing as there isn't a runway." He held out a hand. "Wait! Don't tell me! I want it to be a surprise."
With that...
He let broken handcuffs fall off and wandlessly conjured a piece of paper and a pen, and then scrawled down a phone number. Tracking it wouldn't work—he had managed to create a small portal, so to speak, so the phone actually connected to a random radio tower in the middle of rural New Zealand,...
2024-04-08 22:07:23 +0000 UTC View Post'I'm pretty sure they're the most common names in the world. Well, it's either Lee or Wang as the most common surname, but Muhammad Wang would just sound silly.'
"I know what you're thinking," Harry said. "Why is a white guy who speaks perfect Italian called Muhammad Wang? I mean, 'why is ...
They cared not; they had done it before, after all. Why would Asgard be very different to Jotunheim? Well, they worried that perhaps a magical item too strong would stop them. But, still, they did not halt their efforts.
And a moment later, it all paid off. In a brilliant flash of light, a...
Finally, he turned his clothes into a black business suit, conjured himself a pair of sunglasses, and cast an illusion that would age him slightly, so he appeared to be in his mid-twenties.
They were a backup plan; he didn't plan on being seen at all.
He buried his broomstick under...
"Anyway, can you get on with that Portkey making? And this one better not leave me stranded in a graveyard in the middle of nowhere." He winked at Barty Crouch Jr.
"That's where I totally killed Lord Voldemort, by the way. I doubt you'll have time to visit it and leave him some flowers be...
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