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MVP: Hole "Violet"

This week on the podcast we break down Hole's classic video for "Violet." We break down every single thing you need to know, and we also talk about a bunch of things nobody needs to know. But we promise you will enjoy it.

Watch the video: 2025-08-21 08:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 20: Early Access Clouds, R.L. Stine, SpaceX, and More

Shitty Cloud Doesn’t Even Look Like an Animal or Nothing

By Ben Sobieck

MINNEAPOLIS — The appearance of...

2025-08-21 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 19: Early Access Genres, Heist Movies, Misogyny, and More

“That Kind of Music Sounds All The Same,” Says Fucking Genius Friend Who Figured Out How Genres Work

By Stephen Bel...

2025-08-20 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 18: The IDF, Early Access Limewire, Slipknot, Fiona Apple, and More

Trump Says if Americans In D.C. Don’t Start Cooperating He Will Call in the IDF

By The Hard Times Staff

WAS...

2025-08-19 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 17: Early Access Christian Rock, Bluey, and the Tesla Diner

Christian Rock Band Waiting Until Marriage to Write Songs About Sex

By Bobby Korec

ENUMCLAW, Wash. — Loca...

2025-08-18 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 16: Early Access Cooking, Oasis, Libertarians, and More

Pitchfork Writer Visiting Home Describes Mom’s Dinner as “A Derivative Slog Through White Suburban Mediocrity”

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2025-08-17 00:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 15: Early Access GWAR, Rambo, the Bible, and More

GWAR Roadie Scrambling to Find 236 Gallons of Alien Cum at 8:00 p.m. in Macon, GA

By Patrick Coyne

MACON...

2025-08-16 00:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 14: Kennedy Center, Early Access MP3s, Guns, Woodland Creatures, and More

Dancing Coke Can and Billy Bass Among Kennedy Center Honorees

By Dan Rice

WASHINGTON — President Don...

2025-08-15 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: The Killers "Mr. Brightside"

This week we break down the video for "Mr. Brightside" by everyone's favorite Mormon rockers the The Killers. So gather up your multiple wives, throw on your weird underwear, and gather around the podcast player to enjoy learning everything you need to know about this classic video.

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2025-08-14 08:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 13: Early Access Scurvy, Bezos, Free Hugs, and More

Scurvy-Ridden Band Plays Extra Shitty in Hopes Someone Throws Fruit on Stage

By Ben Sobieck

MINNEAPOLIS —...

2025-08-14 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 12: Trump, Early Access AIPAC, Bullies, Aging Bands, and More

Trump Calls in National Guard to Get Washington Under Control After Watching YouTube Video of January 6th

By The Hard T...

2025-08-13 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 11: Early Access Danzig, Vince Neil, Dating, and More

Nostalgic Glenn Danzig Rekindles Old Lawsuits

By Brett Olsen

LODI, N.J. — Famous singer and mildly renowne...

2025-08-12 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 9: Early Access Ghost, Losers, and Serial Killers

Experts Warn Education Cuts Could Lead to Even More People Thinking Ghost Is a Metal Band

By Steve Packosky 2025-08-10 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 8: Early Access Dave Mustaine, Shoegaze, the Sleepytime Bear, and More

Dave Mustaine Suggests Starting “Supergroup” With James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich and Robert Trujillo

By Steve Packo...

2025-08-09 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 7: Early Access Earplugs, Government, Ted Cruz, and More

“You Gonna Eat That or Can I?” Asks Guy Who Noticed Your Earwax-Covered Earplugs

By John Danek

MADISON, Wis...

2025-08-08 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: Descendents "I'm the One"

Are you curious about the sperm donation process? Then this is the video for you. We break down everything you need to know about "I'm the One" and alternative ways to conceive.

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2025-08-07 08:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 6: Early Access DUIs, The National, Band Shirts, and More

DUI From Two Beers Kind of Embarrassing

By Sarah Cortina

MADISON, Wis. — Local loser Jim Perkins reportedl...

2025-08-07 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 5: Early Access Garth Brooks, Rock Bottom, ICE, and More

Man Who Still Thinks Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines Are Different People Worried About Children’s Media Literacy

By 2025-08-06 00:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 4: Early Access Ska, Tool, Babies, and More

Ska Reunion Show Ruined by Ska

By Brett Olsen

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local reunion show for ska band Skattergo...

2025-08-05 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 3: Early Access Black Metal, King Gizzard, and Body Issues

Embarrassing: Black Metal Headliner Plays Song About Satan Even Though Opener Already Did That

By Steve Packosky <...

2025-08-04 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 2: Early Acces THPS, The Navy, and "Brave Little Toaster"

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Adds New Realistic Character Who Can’t Skate at All but Still Thinks He’s Better Than Elissa Steamer

By 2025-08-03 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 1: Early Access 3 Doors Down, Ratatouille, ISIS, and More

3 Doors Down Song Played at Baseball Game Somehow Worse Than 12-1 Loss

By Steve Packosky

DENVER — A d...

2025-08-02 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest July 31: IDF Soldiers, Early Access Travelling Abroad, Yo Gabba Gabba, Bandcamp, and More

IDF Soldier Terrified For Life After Tiny Baby Gets Enough Food to Survive for Six More Hours

By The Hard Times Staff 2025-08-01 00:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: Franz Ferdinand "Dark of the Matinee"

Take a trip with us to Scotland to talk about Franz Ferdinand's "Dark of the Matinee." Did we accidentally look up the wrong Franz Ferdinand and spend the entire podcast discussing World War I? Listen and find out.

Watch the video here: 2025-07-31 08:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post