Hard Digest May 28: Pope Francis, Early Access Anxiety, Baby Reindeer, Netflix, and More
Pope Francis Offered Three Netflix Stand-Up Specials Following Use of Gay Slur
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Hard Digest May 27: Early Access Punk Dad, Eames Chairs, Pop Punk Veterans, and More
Punk Dad Disgusted Men’s Room Doesn’t Have a Changing Table to Do Coke Off Of
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Hard Digest May 26: Early Access Guitar Center, Elon Musk, Parasocial Relationships, and More
Guitar Center Kicks off Annual “Mid-Life Crisis” Sale
BY CHRIS BOWEN
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2024-05-27 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest May 25: Early Access Henry Rollins, Whole Foods, Sex Toys, Dental Care, and More
Punk’s Girlfriend Puts on Henry Rollins Spoken Word Record Before She Leaves for Work So He Doesn’t Feel Lonely
BY Hard Digest May 24: Early Access Dead Kennedys, IDF, Baja Blast, Buckcherry, and More
Right-Wing Punk Revisiting Dead Kennedys Discography Wondering When Band Went Woke
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Hard Digest May 23: Early Access Internet Detectives, A24, Jury Duty, and More
Internet Detective Only Destroys Three Innocent Peoples’ Lives Before Never Actually Solving Case
2024-05-24 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
BY NEW PODCAST ALERT
Hello everyone, today we are debuting a new podcast that is for Patreon supporters only, that's you. The best damn people in the world. Each week the editors you know and tolerate from The Hard Times are going to break down a classic music video. Let us know which videos you want to see ...
2024-05-23 20:39:50 +0000 UTC View PostMvp w/ Bill and Dan: Soundgarden "Black Hole Sun"
We are double dipping today. These are the first two episodes of our new podcast, just for you. Those scumbags that want everything for free will never hear this episode. Bill and Dan break down "Black Hole Sun" and we hope you enjoy it as we figure out what the hell we're doing.
2024-05-23 20:35:17 +0000 UTC View PostMvp w/ Bill and Dan: Green Jellÿ "3 Little Pigs"
What do we have here? A new podcast that's just for you Patreon supporters. The Hard Times Editors Bill Conway and Dan Rice break down the classic music video for "3 Little Pigs."
2024-05-23 20:30:32 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest May 22: Early Access Villains, Trump, Ghosthunters, and More
Top-Hatted Guy Twiddling Handlebar Mustache in Crowd Watches as Guitarist Inches Closer to Stepping on Landmine Disguised as Pedal
BY 48 FLASH SALE 40% EVERYTHING IN STOCK
Hello Patrons, to celebrate the 40th birthday of our co-founder/Editor-in-Chief Bill Conway we've decided to do a huge sale. Go stock up on merch and if you see Bill in person today make sure you punch him in the stomach.
2024-05-22 16:01:34 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest May 21: Early Access Bigfoot, Oasis, Owning the Libs, and More
Pissed Cryptozoologist Mistakes J Mascis for Bigfoot Again
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2024-05-22 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest May 20: Early Access Leather Jacket, Blink-182, Bill Maher, and More
Cooler Guy Wears Two Leather Jackets
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2024-05-21 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest May 19: Early Access Nirvana Expose, Soul-Crushing Jobs, Friends, and More
Explosive Exposé Reveals How Music Industry Created Nirvana To Sell Graphic Tees At Target 30 Years Later
BY Hard Digest May 18: Early Access Jail, Posers, Baby Boomers, The Strokes, and More
Guy Who’s Always Wanted To Learn Harmonica Excited For Lengthy Jail Sentence
BY JOE RUMRILL
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2024-05-18 21:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest May 17: Early Access Jawbreaker, Makeovers, Ed Hardy, Gambling, and More
‘90s Punk Fan Wondering When It’s Going To Be Cool To Mindlessly Hate Jawbreaker Again
BY JAMES KNAPP
2024-05-17 21:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest May 16: Early Access Sobriety, Song Meanings, Mars Volta, and More
Punk Proud of Favorite Artist’s Sobriety Until He Credits It to God
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2024-05-16 21:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest May 15: Israel Aid, Early Access FAFSA, Dad's, Drivers, and More
Local Teachers Union Announces Plans to Invade Gaza in Order to Secure Government Funding
2024-05-15 21:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
BY Hard Digest May 14: Early Access Pop-Tarts, Drinking Buddies, Punk Prom, and More
Study Shows Millennials Have Eaten Enough Pop -Tarts And Bagel Bites To Completely Preserve Their Bodies Up To 100 Years After Death
BY Hard Digest May 13: Early Access Studio Banter, Danny Tanner, Climate Change, and More
Studio Banter Left on Album Really Highlighting Band’s Insufferability in Whole New Way
BY MIMI KENNY
Hard Digest May 12: Early Access Ben and Jerry's, Morning Meetings, Privilege, and More
Ben and Jerry’s Collaborate With Mac DeMarco to Release Cigarette and Black Coffee Ice Cream
BY Hard Digest May 11: Early Access, Mother's Day, Stick and Pokes, Fashion Hacks, and More
Lone Woman in Metal Scene Completely Unaware She’s a Mother Figure to Almost Everyone
BY Hard Digest May 10: Early Access Guitar Pedals, Your Brain, Jake From State Farm, Boner Pills, and More
New KORG Guitar Pedal Cancels Negative Feedback From Bandmates
BY KEVIN TIT
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2024-05-11 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest May 9: Brain Worms, Early Access The Hold Steady, Hangovers, Food Banks, and More
Trump Brags His Brain Worms Are Still Alive and Very Strong
BY MATT HUSSER
NEW YORK — Former Presi...
2024-05-10 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest May 8: Steve Albini, Trump Trial, Early Access Oi!, Posers, Band Names, and More
Steve Albini Standing Outside Gates of Heaven Telling Everyone How Much He Hates the Smashing Pumpkins
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Hard Digest May 7: Stormy Daniels, Ceasefire, Early Access Make-A-Wish Kids, White Rappers, Cocaine, and More
Juror in Trump Hush Money Trial Unsure of Where He Recognizes Stormy Daniels From
BY Hard Digest May 6: Kendrick/Drake Beef, Early Access Elton John, Discovery, Michael Winslow, and More
Drake Reveals That He Was Only Being Creepy To Girls For 15 Years To Bait Kendrick Into Talking About It
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Hard Digest May 5: Early Access New Order, Chuck Klosterman, and Bird Watching
New Order Fan Bummed Her Current Love Triangle Is Actually Pretty Mundane
BY JOHN DANEK
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2024-05-06 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest May 4: Early Access BOSS, Sublime, Documentary Films, Boycotts, and More
BOSS Finally Releases Pedal That Makes Guitar Sound Like “Jack Black Impersonating a Guitar Solo”
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Hard Digest May 3: Early Access Björk, Alpha Males, Success, and More
Reykjavik Residents Reminded to Keep Windows Closed During Annual Björk Spraying
BY PATRICK CROOKS
2024-05-04 00:00:03 +0000 UTC
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