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Hard Digest November 27: Thanksgiving Primer and More

Jigsaw Horrified After Thanksgiving Guests Devour Turducken He Prepared to Punish Their Gluttony

By Matt Husse...

2024-11-28 01:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 26: Early Access Viagra Boys, Costco Chicken, Babies, and More

Viagra Boys Rushed to Hospital After Set Persists for More Than 4 Hours

By Shane Pauker

SAN F...

2024-11-27 01:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 25: Early Access Warhammer 40k, Bouncers, Power Strips, and More

Warhammer 40K Meetup Surprisingly Uninterested in Custom Bolt Thrower Playlist

By Steve Packosky 2024-11-26 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 24: War Crimes, Early Access Punks, Sobriety, and More

Netanyahu Insists on Crimes Against Humanity During Game Night

By Antonio Cruise

JERUSAL...

2024-11-25 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 23: Early Access Bon Iver, Politics, Captain Planet, Luke Bryan, and More

Bon Iver Announces Next Release Will Only Be Available by Carrier Pigeon

By Ben Friedman

EAU CLAIRE,...

2024-11-24 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 22: Trump's Cabinet, Early Access Aerosmith, Hulkster, Hooters, and More

Registered Sex Offender Forced to Go Door to Door to Inform Neighbors He’s in Trump’s Cabinet

By Bobby Kor...

2024-11-23 01:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 21: Gaetz Withdrawal, Trump and Musk, Early Access Drone Metal, Debt Collectors, Mosh Pits, and More

Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All

By Tim Graham

TALLAHASSEE, F...

2024-11-22 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: Red Hot Chili Peppers "Give It Away"

It was only a matter of time before we tackled a Red Hot Chili Peppers video and we picked the video with as many taint shots as possible. Bill and Dan break it all down and tell you everything you need to know, enjoy.

Watch the video: 2024-11-21 11:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 20: Early Access Local Bands, Trump, Grief, and More

Totally Pathetic Local Band Actually Gives It Their All Onstage

By Wyatt Fair

OKLAHOMA CITY, Ok...

2024-11-21 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 19: Early Access Pantera, Sobriety, Rap, and More

Southern Poverty Law Center Updates Hate Map to Coincide with Upcoming Pantera Tour Dates

By Steve Packosk...

2024-11-20 01:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 18: Early Access Math Rock, Twin Peaks, Manic Episodes, and More

Math Rock Band Keeps Accidentally Opening Wormholes on Stage

By Steve Packosky

RALEIGH, N.C. — ...

2024-11-19 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 17: Early Access Propaghandi, Green Day, Bathrooms, and More

Propagandhi Struggling to Write New Music After Loss of Henry Kissinger

By John Danek

WINNIPEG,...

2024-11-18 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 16: Early Access Nightmares, Rib Removal, Bartenders, and More

Guitarist Has Recurring Nightmare That Crowd Can Actually Hear Bassist

By Carson Kile

PHILADELPHIA ...

2024-11-17 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 15: Trump Picks, Early Access Sorrow Harvesters, Cigarettes, brat, and More

Overly Confident Matt Gaetz Claims He Could Expose Himself to a Tween on Fifth Avenue and He Wouldn’t Lose Any Followers

By 2024-11-16 01:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 14: Matt Gaetz, Early Access George R.R. Martin, Crust Punks, Sleep Schedules, and More

Attorney General Nominee Matt Gaetz Requests to Be Sworn in on Epstein’s Little Black Book

By Matt Husser 2024-11-15 01:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: Reel Big Fish "Sellout"

It's about time we did a ska video, so this week Bill and Dan break down the 1996 video classic "Sell Out" by Reel Big Fish. So go ahead and pretend you never had a ska phase, we know the truth and we know you love this song.

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2024-11-14 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 13: Early Access Tubi, Goodreads, Drummers, and More

Second Page of Tubi Search Results Offers Horrifying Glimpse Into the Absolute Dregs of Human Creative Output

By 2024-11-14 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 12: Early Access Grindcore, Dive Bar Toilets, Pop Punk Frontmen, and More

Grindcore Frontman with Writer’s Block Only Writing 19 Songs a Day

By Ben Friedman

FORT WOR...

2024-11-13 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 11: Early Access Dave Grohl, Midwest Punks, and More

Dave Grohl Forced to Tell Second Family About Even Secreter Third Family

By Travis Tack

BANGOR, Main...

2024-11-12 01:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 10: Early Access Slayer, Mike Patton, Mixing, and More

Middle-Aged Man Wearing Slayer Shirt Automatically Prescribed Hypertension Medicine Upon Walking Into Doctor’s Office

By 2024-11-11 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 9: Early Access Marilyn Manson, "Welcome to the Jungle," and More

Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Depict First Telling of Marilyn Manson Rib Surgery Story

By Carson Kile&n...

2024-11-10 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 8: Early Access Matt Skiba, Serial Killers, and More

Matt Skiba Stares Out Rain Flecked Window Wondering if Mark and Travis Think About Him Too

By Matt Oriente 2024-11-09 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 7: More Election Fallout and Early Access Posts

J.D. Vance Makes History as the First Openly “Extremely Unsettling to Be Around” Vice President

By The Hard...

2024-11-08 02:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: Rage Against the Machine "Testify"

Rage Against the Machine fixed politics back in 2000, and ever since then nothing has ever gone wrong. Today Bill and Dan break down this music video that destroyed the two-party system.

Watch the video: 2024-11-07 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post