Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: HIGHWAY TO HELL
In the tradition of other movies named after song titles like "Pretty Woman" & "Sweet Home Alabama" comes a rom-com that proves love can be hell!
2018-06-24 11:38:41 +0000 UTC View Post
In the tradition of other movies named after song titles like "Pretty Woman" & "Sweet Home Alabama" comes a rom-com that proves love can be hell!
2018-06-24 11:38:41 +0000 UTC View PostHey, if some jokers showed on your planet and started walking around like they owned the place, you'd be angry too!
2018-06-12 10:57:20 +0000 UTC View PostFrom producer Charles Band comes "Bad Channels", a movie that shows us the power of radio by having aliens use it to shrink & kidnap women!
2018-06-04 07:05:41 +0000 UTC View PostMy next episode is actually close to being done, so to avoid having it stacked onto next month, Patrons will NOT be charged once it's posted. In the meantime, please enjoy this text review of Dario Argento's "Deep Red", originally published on Eccentric Cinema waaaaay back in 2011.
2018-05-31 21:44:01 +0000 UTC View PostFinally, a movie that combines 2 terrifying things: the undead and 80's glam metal!
2018-05-28 11:45:17 +0000 UTC View PostEver wanted to know what an Asylum-made mockbuster of the 1998 Godzilla would look like? Well this is probably the closest we'll ever get!
2018-05-21 05:26:41 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Marjoe Gortner vs. giant rats/wasps/chickens! (Yes, chickens.)
2018-05-12 08:17:18 +0000 UTC View PostJetto Jagaa! Jetto Jagaa!
2018-04-28 09:26:10 +0000 UTC View PostThe "Son Of Canuxsploitation-A-Thon" concludes with the 1987 classic "The Gate".
2018-04-16 10:06:39 +0000 UTC View PostTime for the infamous Canadian cult "classic" (to use the term loosely) "Things"! Thrill as a bunch of idiots sit around and drink beer while their house is infested by turd ants!
2018-04-04 09:39:47 +0000 UTC View PostSome Easter holiday related family stuff means I'm running a bit behind on my next episode, so to avoid having it stacked onto next month, this will be posted instead and Patrons will NOT be charged when the next episode is finally released. While you wait, here's another sketch idea for the "...
2018-03-30 18:40:55 +0000 UTC View PostThe Son Of Canuxsploitation-A-Thon continues with "The Pit", a story about a boy, his teddy bear and his angry troll murder pit!
2018-03-26 10:32:05 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a sketch from Hooksnfangs for the "R.O.T.O.R." title card, showing me as the mustachioed 'robocop' stand-in looking for the character Sony at a gas station. However, because the movie is essentially a combination of "Robocop" and "The Terminator", we decided to go with the idea of havin...
2018-03-23 21:17:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe Son Of Canuxsploitation-A-Thon kicks off with the killer rat movie "Deadly Eyes"!
2018-03-17 08:41:22 +0000 UTC View PostEver wondered what rapper Coolio was doing in between filming "Leprechaun In The Hood" & "Dracula 3000"? Why, being in "China Strike Force" of course!
2018-03-08 09:36:44 +0000 UTC View PostHere's some concept art for the "SLUGS" title card from HooksNFangs. Originally it was going to be based off of the movie's poster with slugs crawling all over me as seen in the top image, but because we were a little short on time, we decided to go with the simpler image of showing a close-up...
2018-03-04 22:19:16 +0000 UTC View PostTime for the conclusion of the Carnosaur trilogy, a movie so connected to the other 2 it originally didn't even have the "Carnosaur" name on it!
2018-03-01 00:45:37 +0000 UTC View PostEver wanted to see James Cameron's "Aliens" but with dinosaurs? Well that's almost exactly what this movie is!
2018-02-22 07:42:17 +0000 UTC View PostOpen the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the "Carnosaur"!
2018-02-15 06:53:44 +0000 UTC View PostSick of horror anthology movies that make sense? Well all aboard "Night Train To Terror", offering non-stop service to confusion!
2018-02-08 11:49:36 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a mushroom samba with the Japanese killer shooms movie "Matango", AKA "Attack Of The Mushroom People".
2018-01-31 04:52:03 +0000 UTC View PostCan't decide if you want to cash-in on "Robocop" or "The Terminator"? Well, why not be like "R.O.T.O.R." and just do both!?
2018-01-24 04:43:30 +0000 UTC View PostEver wanted to see Gary Busey & Corey Haim battle a werewolf? Well have I got a movie for you!
2018-01-16 23:41:28 +0000 UTC View PostIn animation legend Ralph Bakshi's world, family-friendly animated movies should always include things like violence, Nazi parallels & perma-erect fairy nipples!
2018-01-10 09:34:23 +0000 UTC View PostHere's my review of the bizarre 1973 infantalism-related horror movie "The Baby", originally published on the website Eccentric-Cinema.com waaaay back in September 2011, just before I made my first episode of "Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews". I still have the DVD of this at home, so this may end...
2017-12-29 02:49:27 +0000 UTC View PostFuck what Bing Crosby says, I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas!
2017-12-24 12:46:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe Turkish saga continues...
2017-12-19 11:58:44 +0000 UTC View PostWith a new Star Wars movie coming out, it's about time I got to the most infamous Turkish knock-off of them all!
2017-12-13 10:36:26 +0000 UTC View PostSorry this video is late. Not only did I have some computer problems, but...there were some other issues as you'll see in the video. Anyways, enjoy the return of the big G!
2017-12-06 09:51:17 +0000 UTC View PostBecause every movie about monster alien slime should come with a catchy theme song!
2017-11-27 11:02:54 +0000 UTC View Post