Brandon Tenold

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Gamera vs. Jiger

Gamera's back and he's taking on his greatest challenge of all: Parenthood!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Massacre In Dinosaur Valley

It's jungle exploitation time with "Massacre In Dinosaur Valley"! (Don't expect to see any dinosaurs though.)

Eccentric Cinema Review - Godzilla vs. Biollante

Here's my review of "Godzilla vs. Biollate" that was originally posted on Eccentric Cinema.  In my "Top 10 Godzilla Films" video, this one came in at #8 where I briefly gave my thoughts on it, but here's a more detailed look at the movie.

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Gamera vs. Guiron

Gamera's back for my first video of 2016!

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Vlog (WARNING: SPOILERS!)

What did I think of the latest installment of the Star Wars saga?  Watch n' learn people!

*Note* I'm charging patrons for the post to avoid charging you for 3 posts in January.  Therefore, when the next episode of "Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews" is posted (which should be sometime in ...

Eccentric Cinema - Bigfoot Review

Some of you may have seen my video review of the 1970 movie "Bigfoot", but shortly before that, I did a written review of the film for Eccentric Cinema.  While episodes of "Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews" are mostly riffs, here I gave my real thoughts on it.  So what did I really think of th...

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Deathsport

Nothin' says Christmas like David Carrradine in a nut-hugger, am I right people?

Eccentric Cinema - Layer Cake Review

As some of you may know, I used to write for a website called Eccentric Cinema, which was dedicated to cult/genre films.  It was a fantastic site for fans of films from off the beaten path (and a few mainstream ones too) and the only reason I don't still write for it is because it's sadly no lo...

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Gamera vs. Viras

I'm back bitches!  And so is Gamera!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Miami Connection

Ninja's!  Cocaine!  Rock Bands!  Confused Messages About Violence!  It's the 1987 cult classic "Miami Connection"!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Gamera vs. Gyaos

Bout' time for some more Gamera!

Challenge of the Tiger (PLEASE READ TEXT!)

Hey everyone.  I've been having some small technical issues which have resulted in the next "Gamera-A-Thon" entry being delayed by a bit.  This has once again forced me to put an old episode here in order to prevent you all from potentially being charged for 3 videos in September.  As...

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Argoman

Time for some Euro-superhero action with "Argoman" (1967), where the titular hero steals, kills and holds women hostage...he IS the hero, right?

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Gamera vs. Barugon

The Gamera-A-Thon continues with "Gamera vs. Barugon", where Gamera faces off against an ice-spewing killer rainbow lizard...yeah...

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Mystery On Monster Island

Monsters! Cannibals! Awkward comic relief! It's the 1981 adventure flick "Mystery On Monster Island"!

"3 Supermen and Mad Girl" sketch

It's sketch time once again boys and girls!  This one is a title card sketch for "3 Supermen and Mad Girl" by Enshohma.  It shows Mad Girl admiring the movie robot's 'chest cannon' while I'm left in the background with the realization that my own gun doesn't measure up.  However, due ...

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Gamera

It's Gamera time!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Tarantula

It's 50's monster movie time with "Tarantula", starring John Agar!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Lionman

Time to take another journey to Turkey with "Lionman". But here's a surprise: It's NOT based off something else!

Landing Station - Mystery Breaker live in Austin, TX.

Hey Everybody! As some of you may already know, in addition to my movie reviews, I also play music, and I've posted a few videos of the bands I've played with on my youtube channel. This particular video isn't posted on my channel, but I am in it, so I figured I'd share it with you. This was done...

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Turkish Batman

It's Turkey time boys and girls!

"Once Upon A Girl" Sexy Mother Goose Sketch

It's sketch time again! This one was done by John Ridley, aka "Inspector97" on deviantart, offering a break from Enshohma and Earthbaragon. This sketch is of the "sexy mother goose" (which doesn't look anything like the mother goose from the movie unfortunately!) which was then shrunk down and put...

Starcrash 2 Commentary (PLEASE READ TEXT!)

Ok, so if you're wondering why you're being charged for THIS particular video, it's because i've been having some issues which have resulted in my next video being delayed by a bit. This would result in patrons potentially being charged for 3 reviews in March, which given that you're already being s...

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Queen Kong

Celebrate Valentine's Day with "Queen Kong", because nothing says romance like a snarky Canadian riffing a cult film!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: The Dragon Lives Again

It's Brucesploitation time everybody!

"Lost Continent" Inquisitor

It's sketch time once again! This time it's a little pencil sketch of the weirdly KKK looking inquisitor from "The Lost Continent" by Enshohma. This one was never intended to be a title card, Enshohma just drew it as a little goof.

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: War God

It's my first video of 2015 with "War God"!

"Lost Continent" rough sketch

This is a rough sketch by Enshohma from when he first proposed doing title cards for me. As a 'test run', I asked him to provide title cards for episodes that I had already put out to see if he would be a good fit for my show, and two that he proposed were for "Barbarella" and this one for "The Los...

The Worst Movies That I've Reviewed (So Far)

This is it people! The worst of the worst! The cream of the crap! Thank you all so much for your support and I will see you in 2015!

Top 10 Godzilla Films

Merry Christmas everyone! Thanks so much for your support, I couldn't have made it to 50 episodes without you!