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Halloween Kills Turns Michael Myers Into a Lobotomized Armored Tank

Halloween Kills Turns Michael Myers Into a Lobotomized Armored Tank

               JOE BOB GOES TO THE DRIVE-IN 10/19/21

By Joe Bob Briggs

    NEW YORK—Whatever else you can say about Halloween Kills, it’s ballsy as all get-out....

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Carrie and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (Air Date 3/6/99)

Carrie and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (Air Date 3/6/99)

Happy Splatterday, Homies!! Just got out of a loooong day of shooting (and getting way out of my comfort zone!! 😋) on The Barn 2. My death scene was nuts!! I can’t wait for y’all to see it!  ❤️

I know we already showed Carrie with Dirty Dancing as an episode of Hollywood Sat...

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Super Bowl Special: Dallas North Forty & The Longest Yard (Air Date 1/30/99)

Super Bowl Special: Dallas North Forty & The Longest Yard (Air Date 1/30/99)

Howdy, Patreon Pals! Just got into my room in Pittsburgh & have a waaaay too early call time in the AM  (otherwise I could’ve stayed in Miami for Rampage tonight, which was my original plan 😋). But it’s Friday which means we need a bit o’ Random Radness to start the weekend off ...

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Night of the Living Dead -1968 & 1990 versions (Air Date 12/19/92)

Night of the Living Dead -1968 & 1990 versions (Air Date 12/19/92)

(Bridge at 11:28) 

Happy Humpday, Homies!! Here’s the cl-ass-sick Night of the Living Dead  episode featuring one of the most amazing panels he’s ever had on any of his shows! I know a lot of folks are watching these for Spooky Szn, so it seemed like a good time to post this o...

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How’s Baby Caoimhe? Is She Pronouncing Her Name Yet?

How’s Baby Caoimhe? Is She Pronouncing Her Name Yet?

               Joe Bob's America  10/11/21

By Joe Bob Briggs

    NEW YORK—Every year the Social Security Administration publishes a list of the most popular baby name...

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Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (Air Date 5/13/00)

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (Air Date 5/13/00)

I wanted to add Conquest of the Planet of the Apes as a double feature with last weeks Planet of the Apes. This probably isn't most peoples favorite from the franchise, but for someone like me that's not a Planet of the Apes expert, I did find his quick recap of the series (to this point) to be v...

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The Narrow World of Joe Bob Briggs (Air Date 9/91 Week 3)

The Narrow World of Joe Bob Briggs (Air Date 9/91 Week 3)

Alrighty, Mutants…less than 2 hours away from Blumhouse night at the Drive-In and I’m officially in freak out mode!!! 😋

Gonna go get a few last minute things done before the show starts, but in the meantime here’s that bit’ o’ Random Radness I promised: JB’s Ren Faire musings...

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You’re Invited to our Hoedown!!

You’re Invited to our Hoedown!!

Howdy, Patreon Pals! I’ll be back in a bit with your regularly scheduled Friday “Random Radness”, but whilst I’m flying (with limited wifi 😋) I wanted to remind you that The Last Drive-In is back tonight!!


Hope you can make it to the Halloween Hoedown tonight at 9pm ET...

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Nick Cassavetes Night Part 1 (Air Date 4/1/95)

Nick Cassavetes Night Part 1 (Air Date 4/1/95)

Featuring Sins of the Night, Sins of Desire, Posse

(Intro, Bridge Sins of Desire 8:18, Outro-Posse 18:00)

Hiya, homies! Sorry this one’s a whole day late! I’ve been shooting/traveling/prepping for Friday’s show and I totally lost track of what day it was!!! 😞

Better to ...

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Animating the Reanimated Turns Up Dead

Animating the Reanimated Turns Up Dead

            Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In - 10/4/21

 By Joe Bob Briggs

    NEW YORK—Well, it sounded like a cute idea.

    I heard that som...

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#AskJoeBob

#AskJoeBob

Happy Sunday, Patron Saints! 

Here’s another installment of  #AskJoeBob for ya. He does these randomly when he feels like it, so keep those questions a’comin’ for the times when he barks, “Question now!!” at me… 😉 Thanks for this one, Bill! 

Side note: On...

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Planet of the Apes (Air 11/29/00)

Planet of the Apes (Air 11/29/00)


Happy Splatterday night, Patreon Pals! This here’s the vid I accidentally posted earlier this week, now fixed up to the best of my ability. Hope you enjoy, and that you are having a wonderfully wicked weekend! It’s our month, fright fiends, and we’ve gotta make every spooky day c...

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Fast Walker, Klute & guest host Michele Russell judging other potential guest hosts.

Fast Walker, Klute & guest host Michele Russell judging other potential guest hosts.

Hiya, Halloween Homies!! Happy October! 🎃🖤🖤🖤

I am on set in Georgia, and will have to take a deeper dive into this episode after I wrap (and maybe have a nap…it’s been a long and VE...

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Oopsie! 😋

Good mourning, Patreon Pals! You might’ve gotten an email from me earlier and be wondering where that post is now. Well, I’m headed out of town for a few days & was loading up some new things for me to work on while I’m away. Instead of clicking “save” I hit “publish” (before it...

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Jezebel's Kiss, Body of Influence, and Night of the Living Dead (Air Date 5/27/95)

Jezebel's Kiss, Body of Influence, and Night of the Living Dead (Air Date 5/27/95)

(Intro, Bridge at 6:07, Outro at 11:27)

Happy Humpday, Homies!! For your midweek offering I have Night 2 with Nick Cassavetes. I chose Night 2 bc there’s a mistake in the title cards and it said the movie was “Body of Evidence“, which I love. Once I realized it was a typo, I figured i...

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Top Gun and the Exorcist (Air Date 11/20/99)

Top Gun and the Exorcist (Air Date 11/20/99)

Howdy, homies! I‘m pretty spent after a long (but awesome!) day at Monster Mania, but before I turn in I wanted to do my part to help ya tear the heart outta Splatterday Night…

Here are the time codes for this one (thanks again to Ben for helping us out eith these! 🥰)

T...

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Joe Bob the Beastmaster

Joe Bob the Beastmaster

Howdy, Homies!! Here‘s a lil’ bit of goodness for your soul: JB with a bunch of adorable animals!! I wish I could go back in time and adopt every one of them. It makes me so sad that all of those beautiful lil’ babies needed so much help finding a home. I choose to believe they all got adop...

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Quickie Updates

Quickie Updates

Greetings, Patron Saints! 🙏 Just a couple lil’ updates fer ya…

I finally got the first round of Volume 2 the Blu-rays in the mail yesterday! 🥰 I didn't finish all of them, and will be at Monster Mania all weekend, but I’ll be sure to get the rest of them to the post office first...

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Bikini Summer II and Dance of the Damned (Air Date 6/11/94)

Bikini Summer II and Dance of the Damned (Air Date 6/11/94)

(Intro, Bridge is at 3:45, Outro is at 8:16)

Happy Humpday, Homies! I’m scurrying around trying to get things in order at home before I leave for this weekend’s convention, but there’s always time to help spread a lil’ JB love! 🥰

Bikini Summer II is an all-timer in my eyes,...

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Joe Bob Saves The Planet

Joe Bob Saves The Planet

            Joe Bob's America - 9/21/21

By Joe Bob Briggs

    NEW YORK—People ask me all the time, “How do you do it, Joe Bob? How did you achieve that negative-27,000 environmental fo...

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Godzilla vs. Mothra, Godzilla vs. Monster Zero & Godzilla's Revenge (Air Date 6/28/97)

Godzilla vs. Mothra, Godzilla vs. Monster Zero & Godzilla's Revenge (Air Date 6/28/97)

Greetings, Mutants, and Happy Splatterday Night!

Tonight I have a Monstervision ep that was requested by a couple of folks here on the Patreon, and it’s my pleasure to be able to share it with you! As always during Covid Recovery, y’all would’ve had a long wait on these time codes if ...

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Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In: Terminator 2 Review (Air Date 8/91)

Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In: Terminator 2 Review (Air Date 8/91)

Happy Friday, Mutants!

Tonight I have a video version of JB’s Column for you. It’s adorable to hear him talking about one of my major childhood crushes (Edward Furlong 🥰 ❤️❤️❤️), and he’s got some Trump hot takes  before it was all the rage. 😉

Enjoy, and I...

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Romeo is Bleeding, Blood and Concrete, and A Better Tomorrow (Air Date 10/14/95)

Romeo is Bleeding, Blood and Concrete, and A Better Tomorrow (Air Date 10/14/95)

(Intro, 3:37 Blood and Concrete, 8:02 A Better Tomorrow/Outro)

Happy Humpday, Homies! Here’s your midweek JB fix. My vertigo is bonkers right now (I didn’t know that was a thing that happened at the end of Covid??), so I’m gonna keep this short and sweet. Enjoy the goofiness, and I’...

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The Case of the Missing Mail (Girl)

The Case of the Missing Mail (Girl)

I‘ve gotten a lot of messages in the past few days from folks asking about packages they received tracking numbers for, but weren’t actually sent out yet. So I wanted to post an update here to get y‘all in the loop faster than trying to get back to everyone one at a time. 

If you...

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Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In: Malignant


Tumor Fu

By Joe Bob Briggs

    NEW YORK—Nobody likes it when a new Batshit Crazy genre is created.

    Let me cor...

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Return of the Living Dead & Jaws 2 (Air Date 5/1/99)

Return of the Living Dead & Jaws 2 (Air Date 5/1/99)

Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! Here’s a super classic ep I’ve been hoping to run across for a while now, and one that you‘ve requested a lot, too. 

Scream Queen Extraordinaire Linnea Quigley stops by the trailer park to discuss what is probably my all time fave zombie fil...

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The Narrow World of Joe Bob Briggs (Air Date 9/91)

The Narrow World of Joe Bob Briggs (Air Date 9/91)

Hiya, homie! Here‘s a lil’ bit of o’ patented JBB wisdom to help start your weekend off with a 😊. Enjoy, with a beer or 10 if you’d like. 😉🖤

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Cartel and Tarzan (Air Date 7/18/92)

Cartel and Tarzan (Air Date 7/18/92)

First off, I  wanted to thank everyone for all the well wishes and let y’all know that I think I am finally starting to feel better. 🥰 

For tonight‘s installment of Drive-In Theater I found a fun one where Job Bob interviews his buddy Miles O'Keefe (Tarzan) as part of Macho...

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#AskJoeBob

#AskJoeBob

Exactly 5 years ago today JB and I met for the first time, so this seemed like an appropriate #AskJBB. I’d say he more or less got it right, even if it’s a very simplified version. 😉  (My “fans” were my Snapchat buddies who encouraged my journey to go meet him & tell him the w...

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Smushing People Together to Fight COVID

JOE BOB'S AMERICA

By Joe Bob Briggs

    CHARLOTTE, N.C.—Have you ever considered that maybe all the Customer Assistance reps—those perky people wi...

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