Okay, so apologies we're getting it out so late, but a glance at the run time will give you a pretty solid hint as to why. Enjoy.
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In this week’s episode, Clarence Thomas has a REALLY convoluted plan to get out of his marriage, Tall Tyler crushes up a fetus in some peanut butte...
The kindle pre-order link is up for the new book:
“Outbreak - A Crisis of Faith: How Religion Ruined Our Global Pandemic” by Noah Lugeons with preface by Andrew Torrez.
If you plan to read the book, please consider pre-orders as it help...
2020-10-12 15:23:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Now you can actually watch the vitriol drip off the page from Tom's roasts.
2020-10-08 04:39:59 +0000 UTC View PostSorry we're getting this one out so late. Noah wanted to wait until after the debate to write his diatribe, just in case Mike Pence did something unusually Jesusy. Or had a fly walk around on his head for an absurdly long time.
In this week’s episode, Tom and Cecil join us for some finely ag...
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We’re coming up on our 400th episode next week and because everyone enjoys aesthetically pleasing numbers, we’d like to invite YOU to participate.
We’re looking for your favorite Scathing Atheist memories. That could be something you heard on the s...
2020-10-07 22:28:09 +0000 UTC View Post
As you read along this week, challenge yourself by doing all four voices together in the C segment!
2020-10-01 03:27:49 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, William Barr designates the Bill of Rights as an anarchist controlled piece of paper, Tall Tyler throws him a fish for his good work, and Hillary Morgan Fehrer will set women’s equality back on purpose for a change.
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2020-10-01 03:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, if you read along, it becomes intellectual.
2020-09-24 02:56:34 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, Mitch McConnell promises to appoint a staunch conservative to Justice Ginsburg’s coffin, we decide it’s plenty close enough to Halloween for decorations, and we discuss disarmament when it comes to weapons grade stupidity.
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2020-09-24 02:55:28 +0000 UTC View Post
We finally have some Scathing Atheist ringtones for you. Sorry for the huge delay on releasing these. Follow the link to a folder on Google Drive to download and put on your phone. Right now we have alerts from Carl the Pugapegacorn, Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Mark Wahlberg, Heath on Thursday, ...
2020-09-23 00:44:13 +0000 UTC View Post
This week you get to read along with that bonus headline that non-patrons don't even know about...
2020-09-17 03:20:48 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, John MacArthur calls our bluff, David AR White is gonna have to give away half of the money from my free trial at Pure Flix for 58wowyourestupidthisworkseverymonth at gmail dotcom, and Don Ford will be here in case the show didn’t have enough middle age wh...
2020-09-17 03:19:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Bouncing ball across the words not included.
2020-09-10 02:56:03 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, we learn that Michael Cohen knew trump was an atheist before it was cool, Dave Daubenmire finds out if he’s being detained, and Michael Marshall will be here to argue that he did not, in fact, do COVID.
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2020-09-10 02:53:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Read along. See where we argued in script. See where we went off script. See the fact that Eli actually did think Wakanda was a real place.
2020-09-03 02:14:43 +0000 UTC View PostBe sure to stick around to the end to hear an exclusive excerpt from our upcoming book!
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In this week’s episode, we’ll steal the good holidays from gods we don't believe in, Heath will have had a very lovely birthday (thanks for asking), and we learn that people with comorbidi...
2020-09-03 02:13:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Because if nobody reads this, we corrected Eli's spelling for nothing.
2020-08-27 03:21:47 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, we’ve got just the way to tell your Scorpio baby they’re an asshole, Donald Trump gets negged by God in his own fantasy, and that $10.5 million cushion will screw up the “Jerry Fall-poorly” joke.
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2020-08-27 03:17:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Because the only way to feel the full depth of a Tom insult is to read it along with him.
2020-08-20 01:56:59 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, we buy the domain Mycoffin dot com before its too late, we discover that somebody parked the dot net like a serial killer, and Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance will be here to tell you what an asshole someone you’ve never met is.
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2020-08-20 01:50:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Because nobody would believe that Eli writes words like "atinymyly" unless they see it for themselves.
2020-08-13 02:46:42 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, god gives America the executive overreachearound, we learn that vaginal moisture is anti-Christian persecution, and — speaking of which — Don Ford will be here to moisten some vaginas.
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2020-08-13 02:45:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you checked out the latest podcast from Puzzle In A Thunderstorm: D&D Minus? Its a labor of love (pun intended) for Eli and the whole gang, but we could use your help.
Listen to the new episode that dropped this morning, and then... WRITE US A 5-STAR REVI...
2020-08-07 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Now you can read along with us reading along.
2020-08-06 03:43:13 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, we discover the worst thing about Greg Locke, Roy Moore thinks about suing the discovery process of lawsuits for defaming him, and Seth Andrews will be here to tell us what he was thinking before he was thinking.
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2020-08-06 03:42:39 +0000 UTC View Post
We'll talk to Heath and Noah about maybe leaving Eli's misspellings in on the next one...
2020-07-30 03:07:41 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court finds a law churches DO have to follow, churches find a way not to follow it, and we’ll cheer you up with a reminder that 2020 is almost 7/12s over.
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This week, we only fixed most of Eli's spelling mistakes.
2020-07-23 03:01:25 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, Mike Pompeo introduces his lowball offer for how many rights we ACTUALLY need, we learn about a new alternative if ChristianMingle dotcom has too many feminists for you, and Christian apologists will defend their “not thinking” turf.
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2020-07-23 03:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Even more important than usual, as some of this week's episode has lyrics.
2020-07-16 04:06:52 +0000 UTC View Post