Scathing Atheist 458 Script
Including a video link, so you can watch along with the mini if you want to. But don't. Because it's awful.
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ScathingAtheist 458: Everlasting Gobble Stopper Edition
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2021-11-25 01:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 457 Script
So you can check and see if the vitriol literally drips off of the words of Tom's roasts.
2021-11-18 04:07:52 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 457: Flynn-quisition Edition
In this week’s episode, Jerry Falwell Jr sues Liberty University for not stopping him from fucking himself, we do NOT have a story about HUMAN ejaculate...but we do have a story in that general field, and on an only somewhat related note, Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance will be here. 2021-11-18 04:06:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Scathing Atheist 456 Script
You can see what the lines look like before Don works his magic.
2021-11-11 03:37:07 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist456: Dodger Rodgers Edition
In this week’s episode, Joe Biden makes America slightly less great again for bigots, we learn from a religious essay contest that Webster's dictionary defines the afterlife as something proven with prose, and Don Ford will be here to give the Bible the funny voices it so richly deserves.
Our Almost Annual Vulgarity for Charity 2021 #V4C2021 has kicked off!
Vulgarity for Charity 2021 #V4C2021 has kicked off!
- Runs 11/2 thru midnight on Thanksgiving 11/25/21.
- We’ll be doing it with our friends at Cognitive Dissonance podcast @dissonance_pod again.
- Due to POPULAR demand, on-air roasts will be limited to ... 2021-11-04 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Scathing Atheist 455 Script
Read along with the anger. Let the hate flow through you.
2021-11-04 02:39:17 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 455: Man God Edition
In this week’s episode, you’ll get the chance to vent your Election Day rage while doing some good, the Supreme Court lets Maine prevent mass death… but on a provisional basis, and we get audio proof that the people at Liberty University don’t think.
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2021-11-04 02:29:28 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 454 Script
This week, we include Noah's interview notes for the podcasters reading along who are curious about how the sausage gets made.
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ScathingAtheist 454: "Hi, I'm an Atheist" Edition
In this week’s episode, Christians throw out their backs attempting to meme, God builds a bridge out of a witch and then burns her to death to help a GOP candidate, and David McAfee will be here to tell my mom I mean it about the atheism thing.
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2021-10-28 03:23:16 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 453 Script
We do a "God Awful Books" segment this week, so if you follow the action with this script, you'll actually be reading along to us reading along.
2021-10-21 03:47:53 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 453: Raiders of the Lost Archon Edition
In this week’s episode, Matt Powell breaks our hearts, Christians fight back in the imagined War on Christmas with a pre-emptive War on Halloween, and we’ll wonder if it still counts as the English language when David Icke uses it.
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Scathing Atheist 452 Script
This one doesn't include the lyrics to the song yet, but we'll add them tomorrow. Enjoy.
2021-10-14 03:14:03 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 452: F--king Waste of Time Edition
In this week’s episode,
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Scathing Atheist 451 Script
With the guys back from vacation, you get the full scripts back as well. Enjoy.
2021-10-07 03:54:19 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 451: All Knowing Edition
In this week’s episode, we paint the walls with a month's worth of stored up antitheism, Christianity gets persecuted by seahorses, and Don Ford will be here because, dammit, you missed him, too.
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ScathingAtheist 450: Sesquiquadricentennial Edition
Okay, at this point I'm just making shit up, but I feel like that's about right.
In this week’s episode, we’ll finish off the headlines from the past, you’ll miss the headlines from the present, and we’ll look forward to the headlines from the future.
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2021-09-30 02:02:16 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 449: Not So Friendly Edition
To make up for the shorter Patreon episodes the last few weeks, we've included not one, not two, but three bonus headlines that only the Patrons are getting. Enjoy.
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In this week’s episode, our headlines will be closer to the present, but they still won’t be the present, Lucind...
2021-09-23 03:18:06 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 448 Script
The script is a bit truncated this week, but we put together all the stuff that was recorded this week, at least. Enjoy.
2021-09-16 02:50:37 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 448: Plesiosaur Loser Edition
We've got another kind of short one for you this week, but we'll make up for it with some healthy bonus content when everyone's back from vacation.
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In this week’s episode, the past and the present will smash together like some kind of temporal orgy, we’ll bring up stuff in the headl...
Scathing Atheist 447 Script
Okay, so it's not the whole script, but it has the diatribe and a link to the mini we did, so I feel like it's got the important stuff.
ScathingAtheist 447: Little Praisers Edition
In this week’s episode, the headlines will make you wonder if you’re listening to the archives, the news out of Texas will make you wonder whether you’re listening to old timey radio, and Christian children’s entertainment will give us something that’s salty and hard to swallow.
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2021-09-09 03:19:50 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 446 Script
It's always nice to be able to read along, but when you're trying to decipher David Icke's nonsense, it's almost a requirement.
2021-09-02 03:59:20 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist446: Vacated Edition
In this week’s episode, BYU gets mad about having to share a letter with LGBTQ, Walker Texas Ranger gets a WEIRD new job, and Liberty U cancels classes without a decrease in the total amount of learning.
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ScathingAtheist 445 Script
The song lyrics will be added tomorrow once I can get them from Anna. They've got a baby so I'm not allowed to wake them up for stuff like this any more.
2021-08-26 02:47:43 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 445: Lemme Finish Edition
This week, patrons get an bonus headline, and the story of Eli not knowing how to grocery store.
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In this week’s episode, people will die of COVID unnecessarily because of religion, Heath takes the week off to turn 40, and we’ll actually finis...
Scathing Atheist 444 Script
Because if you read along in the mirror, Tom's vitriol appears behind you.
2021-08-19 01:55:14 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 444: Two Thirds of the Devil Edition
In this week’s episode, Islam finds a worse use for an 8 year old than its prophet did, we learn AGAIN that it's NOT like the Holocaust...whatever you're about to say...no it's not…, and Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance will be here to make the paying customers cry.
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2021-08-19 01:53:48 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 443 Script
Trust me, you're gonna want to see at least the end of this one. Little chance of keeping up with Anna otherwise.
2021-08-12 04:06:13 +0000 UTC View Post