The Scathing Atheist

ScathingAtheist 485: French Fried Edition

This week's Patreon episode is going up a bit late. Apologies, and explanation forthcoming. Sorry to be cryptic as much as we're sorry to be late.

Scathing Atheist AMA May 2022

If you've been paying attention to your Patron charges, you may have noticed that Patreon neglected to charge for one of the Scathing episodes in April. We didn't notice this until after the April charges had already gone through, and (much like yourself, I'm sure) we're not really in a position ...

Scathing Atheist 484 Script

There's no script for the interview answers, of course, but we did include the scripted questions. We know a lot of our patrons are podcasters, YouTubers, or are otherwise curious about Noah's interview technique, so we've tacked those on as a peek behind the scenes on his method.

ScathingAtheist 484: Childish Things Edition

In this week’s episode, it’s a day in a week, so we have to talk about another church sex abuse cover up report. Also, Dave Warnock joins us to talk about his new memoir, Childish Things.

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ScathingAtheist 483 Script

Now you can read along with the notes while you watch the God Awful Mini. Or even better, while you don't.

ScathingAtheist 483: Manifestering Edition

In this week’s episode, a mass shooter gets his massive ass inspired by mass, Christian moms give up sweet tea and Netflix just like Gandhi, and Greg Locke will face fewer consequences for violating the IRS’s rules than he did for violating Dunkin’ Donuts’.

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Ask Us Anything - Maytreon Edition (Patreon Only)

It’s been a hot minute since we’ve done an AMA, so it’s about time again! Right? 

Pose your question(s) below and Tim will curate them sometime on Friday (or so) of this week and get the best of the best to the gang for a Scathing Atheist Patreon Only AMA. We’ve answered a lot ...

Scathing Atheist 482 Script

Read along with bullshit so pungent you can smell the font.

ScathingAtheist 482: Fool On Parade Edition

This week, Patrons get a bonus headline AND more bullshit.

Shownotes:

In this week’s episode, The Supreme Court demands privacy while they destroy your right to it, the GOP does linear algebra on cum vectors to define baby murder, and Heath will once again answer the age old quest...

Maytreon 2022 Is Here with a Special Guest

It’s #Maytreon: Time to support your favorite podcasters. This year, we’ve conned Skeptic of the Year(s) & COVID-doer @MrMMarsh into joining the #PiaTPJParty2022 live and in person!

Every new + increased @Patreon pledge counts toward the goals.

ALL patrons from ALL shows will ...

Scathing Atheist 481 Script

Watch the anger drip off the page.

ScathingAtheist 481: Uterus-ky Business Edition

In this week’s episode, Jains lose the good religion excuse by a hair, Barack Obama lets Joe Biden borrow his demonic portal, and David Icke will start running out of euphemisms.

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Scathing Atheist 480 Script

Read along with Biblepiece. Get a behind the scenes look at Noah's interview technique. See that Andrew does, indeed, include internal references in notes he doesn't even know will be published.

ScathingAtheist480: Fifty Yard Lyin' Edition

In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court will be anything but, upside down butt plug Jesus guy is back...hi new listener...that'll make sense eventually, and we’ll soften the blow of Biblical genocides with more funny voices.

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Scathing Atheist 479 Script

This week's script has pictures and everything.

Scathing Atheist 479: Earspace Edition

In this week’s episode, we all collectively wish Noah had been on the flight with those Christian missionary singers, Canada politely tells Evangelicals they suck, and we’ll try to sell time travelers on last week’s American Atheist convention.

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Episode 478 Take Two

Sorry, no idea what the hell is going on with Patreon tonight, but apparently the episode is showing up without the episode on it, so we're trying this again. Don't worry, you won't be double charged for the episode or anything. Apologies for any inconvenience.

Scathing Atheist 478 Script

See the numerous jokes that don't find a place when we do a "God Awful" segment, and imagine how much unseen humor hides in the GAM notes...

Scathing Atheist 477 Script

Because not only do you get a David Barton story that non-patrons aren't getting, you get to read along with it. 

ScathingAtheist 477: Fetal Attraction Edition

In this week’s episode, anti-choice activists are caught tiny red handed, the word “tallywacker” becomes part of the official congressional record, and David Icke will yell at cottage cheese or something.

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Scathing Atheist 476 Script

With the Biblepiece all star cast, we feel like you'll need to be able to read along.

Scathing Atheist 476: Ad Hoc Edition

In this week’s episode, Lindsey Graham fails his own pop quiz, we learn that health and happiness are antisemitic, and Don Ford will do enough voices for it to sound like we have a lot of friends.

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For Patrons Only - Anna's "I'm Into Beavers" Song from SA475

Enjoy Anna's parody of "I'm Into Jesus" as heard on Scathing Atheist 475 exclusively for SA Patrons. 

ScathingAtheist 475: Leave it to Beavers Edition

In this week’s episode, Pat Robertson is running out of time to be wrong, Lindsey Graham checks to see if Ketanji Brown Jackson is from one of those religions with the dolls and the needles, and I bet she ended the day wishing she was.

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Scathing Atheist 474 Script

This week, we've added scratch and sniff bonuses to the How BS Is It segment!

...That's a joke. Don't scratch your screen.

ScathingAtheist 474: Dowse of Ill Repute Edition

In this week’s episode, Idaho Republicans search desperately for the gay porn in their local library, the Streisand effect leads a bunch of Idaho students to find plenty of delightful gay porn, and Bullshit will finally take offense at the comparison.

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#GodAwfulMovies LIVE IS BACK BABY.

#GodAwfulMovies LIVE IS BACK BABY.

We’re going back to doing LIVE shows again starting May 7th in #Toronto Canada.

Patrons get first crack at the tickets by following the link below.

We’ll be reviewing a god awful movie (TBA) on Saturday nig...

ScathingAtheist 473: Saturn Ails Ya Edition

In this week’s episode, Florida has a silly law, the Russian Orthodox guy has a silly hat, and David Icke proves himself plenty qualified to be the “rule of threes” silliness punchline.

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Scathing Atheist 472 Script

See what the words look like before Don breaths all that fantasy and adventure into them.

ScathingAtheist 472 - Texas-stential Threat Edition

In this week’s episode, Greg Abbott declares war on trans kids and their parents, Ben Carson considers using our strategic grain reserves in the Washington Monument, and Don Ford will be here because the voice of Reality and Inaction wasn’t available.

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