Scathing Atheist 511 Script
I mean, not to spoil the surprise or anything, but this one has the lyrics...
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ScathingAtheist 511: Putting the Dumb in Wisdom Edition
In this week’s episode, Christians once again put the mass in mass shooting, Marjorie Taylor Greene commits a war crime on a Thanksgiving turkey, and a creationist gets sentenced to more years in prison than he thinks there are in history.
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2022-12-01 05:22:45 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 510: Dressing Down Edition
In this week’s episode, you’ll hear the headlines we missed because theocratic bullshit never goes bad, we're recorded this early so Twitter was both alive AND dead like a cat in box of uranium, and Tom and Cecil will be back because all the insults couldn’t fit into a single segment.
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2022-11-23 22:42:04 +0000 UTC View PostPuzzle in a Thunderstorm on Mastodon
FYI: We're planning to stay on Facebook and Twitter (for now) but will start trying Mastodon too. For those who want to follow there: @piatpod@mastodon.world
Not sure we know how to best use the site yet, but Tim will begin posting there as of today.
2022-11-20 14:13:21 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 509 Script
Does the vitriol literally drip off of Tom's roasts? Find out for yourself.
2022-11-17 03:36:09 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 509: V4C Kickoff 2022 Edition
In this week’s episode, Britain gets so filled with assholes that we get Marsh for a headlines segment, a Florida man tells the UK to hold his prolapsed asshole beer, and Tom and Cecil will be here to dip their toes in those charitably vulgar waters yet again.
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2022-11-17 03:34:52 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 508 Script
This week's script contains twice the visual aids!
2022-11-10 04:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 508: Waved Off Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll wave goodbye to the red wave that wasn’t , we'll abort so many babies in Michigan, California, and Vermont, and Michael Marshall will skate the edge of UK libel laws once again.
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Scathing Atheist 507 Script
Now you can do podcast karaoke, or lip synch the whole episode with a couple of friends!
2022-11-03 02:06:57 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 507: QED-Brief Edition
In this week’s episode, you’ll get the chance to buy that roasting you’ve been jonesing for, we'll give you some highlights from the best skeptical conference in the business, and we’ll learn that Jesus could’ve bought Twitter, too, if he’d wanted to.
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2022-11-03 02:05:40 +0000 UTC View PostVULGARITY FOR CHARITY 2022 KICK OFF
It’s that time of year again – TIME FOR VULGARITY FOR CHARITY 2022!
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Scathing Atheist 506 Script
This one has visual aids. Or, at least, one visual aid.
2022-10-27 01:11:26 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 506: Putting the Tool in Tool Man Edition
In this week’s episode, a New York politicians will put his moneyshot where his mouth is, Marjorie Taylor Greene supports the North in the Civil War by accident, and we’ll learn that the ritual knife of satanism is a pumpkin carver.
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Scathing Atheist 505 Script
Because Heath left a picture in there and you can only really get the joke if you see the pictures.
2022-10-20 02:17:47 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 505: Badge to the Bone Edition
In this week’s episode, JD Vance is afraid his children will turn into chipmunks without his permission, Herschel Walker tries to win a debate with a Carrot Top gambit, and the kids these days just won’t stay off of David Icke’s lawn.
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2022-10-20 02:16:45 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 504 Script
Read along. Do the voices. Have fun with it.
2022-10-13 02:52:25 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 504: Putting the Sus in Jesus Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll admire Minnesota’s girthy, secular caucus, a Republican candidate for governor ranks the holocausts, and Heath will examine the age old question, “what’s that smell?”
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Scathing Atheist 503 Script
I'll be adding Anna's Job lyrics to the script tomorrow. Sorry, but I realized I needed them too late to include them tonight.
2022-10-06 02:46:26 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 503: Dead End Job Edition
In this week’s episode, Southern Baptists are dismayed to hear about the existence of Jews, Marjorie Taylor Greene is gonna be on Christian Mingle soon and all ideas are welcome, and Biblepiece Theater will pull out all the stops for the Bible’s oldest book.
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2022-10-06 02:44:49 +0000 UTC View PostAnna's Parody of This Train from SA502
Here's Anna's song from this week's God Awful Music segment on SA 502 for the patrons... cause we like you the best!
2022-09-29 13:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 502 Script
Trust me, you're gonna want the lyrics for the song in this one.
ScathingAtheist 502: Train of Thoughtless Edition
In this week’s episode, Indiana fails to get the moral high ground on Satan, Matt Walsh wants to fuck a dead fish and it's one of the least offensive things about him, and Anna will be here to help us condemn cartoon animals to eternal damnation.
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2022-09-29 02:55:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe E Boz Birthday Card Secret Project
For those who kept a secret and sent him a birthday wish, here is the finished card in a few photos. Thank you all for your help in pulling this off.
Oh, and feel free to leave more birthday wishes in the comments.
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2022-09-26 21:48:55 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 501 Script
Don't trust the image. The script definitely exists.
2022-09-22 03:14:49 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 501: Rural Flush Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll offer up new options for what to do with all those dead bodies you’ve been collecting, Yeshiva University takes their mutilated balls and goes home, and David Icke will spend 36 pages bitching about his YouTube account getting deactivated.
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2022-09-22 03:13:13 +0000 UTC View PostJust announced- God Awful Movie LIVE in NYC on December 17th
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Hurry - Hurry - Hurry to the ChristmasTacular. GAM will be at Helen Mills Theater in NYC on Saturday night recording the podcast from 7-10pm.
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2022-09-20 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 500 Script
Bet you can't read Marsh's lines without doing the accent in your head.
2022-09-15 04:35:36 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 500: Quincentenary Edition
In this week’s episode, the New York Times does an expose on Yeshiva education that the students probably couldn’t read, Christian teachers on Marsh’s side of the pond will find new ways to pretend to be persecuted, and we’ll talk about a cola that’s even worse than RC.
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2022-09-15 04:34:32 +0000 UTC View PostDo you use Twitter?
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