Once Clay was fully recovered and he’d dealt with the remnants of the poison, he and Joe found the rest of the Jaeger squad. Alex, Griff, Bacon Bits, and Chonk had managed to stomp a sizeable number of Triple S. Apparently seeing that, the dregs of the merc group had decided their paycheck wasn...
2023-09-02 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhen the spell smoke cleared, Clay dropped onto his hands and knees on scorching hot concrete, the M4 bouncing on its tactical sling. Hissing, he jerked his hands free of the sunbaked parking lot surface. It had damn near melted the palms of his gloves.
Thermal vision wasn’t doing him any...
2023-08-31 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe next room may have been a warehouse floor sometime before the Merge, but somewhere along the line, somebody had converted the place into a skate park. It boasted half-pipes, spines, boxes, and drops, all striped with wheel marks, and rails worn shiny from what had undoubtedly been sick grinds...
2023-08-29 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThirty-One – The Daily Grind
The next two weeks passed much the same as those first three days in the Lobby had.
Croc and I spent every waking moment grinding through new Quadrants and killing anything unlucky enough to get in our way.
That, or hauling ass awa...
2023-08-28 18:33:11 +0000 UTC View PostDespite sitting unused for over twenty years, the sludge in the sewers farther from the treatment facility was fragrant and knee-deep. It was a scent combo Clay could’ve happily lived his life without ever smelling—backed-up toilet, salty ocean, rotting garbage, dead animal, burning hair, and...
2023-08-26 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone. Sorry for missing a post this week. I got sick as a dog (been bed ridden most of the week), though thankfully it isn't Covid. Hopefully I'll be able to get all this crud out of my system before Dragon Con. Speaking of, I'll be at Dragon Con, in Altana, which runs over Labor Day from...
2023-08-25 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe Sooq’s resident apothecary—a snakeheaded naga clad in a long, ratty bathrobe that had seen better days—wasn’t too happy about being rousted out of his rack in the wee hours of the morning. That was, until he saw the gold gleaming in Clay’s hand.
There were two languages everyo...
2023-08-24 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThirty – Guerilla Marketing
With the first Doorway Anchor planted, Croc and I headed back up to the Lobby to start our viral marketing campaign.
Locating a stairwell took less than half an hour thanks to Unerring Arrow, and in short order we found ourselves wanderin...
2023-08-23 19:18:28 +0000 UTC View PostClay shook his head. Surely he hadn’t heard right. It was the lack of sleep and the frustration playing tricks on his ears. Had to be.
“Did you just say the Paths of the Dew were nonsense?”
“And I stand by it!” Diebolt rolled his huge eyes. “Those Brothers of the Dew are s...
2023-08-22 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, I need a handful of names for Red Shirt bad guys (i.e. they will get killed off pretty quickly) in the Catacomber. If you want to be a character and don't mind being a villain who will die a brutal and probably messy death, then drop a comment below with the name you'd want to see. ...
2023-08-20 19:44:15 +0000 UTC View PostThat night, the Jaeger squad bedded down in a maintenance room the Brothers of the Dew used as a rec room. The space was small, but surprisingly well supplied and thankfully didn’t smell as overpoweringly of sewer as the rest of the brothers’ temporary home did.
Griff stretched out on a...
2023-08-19 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhen they’d agreed to do all this training, Clay hadn’t thought to ask which path he would wind up on. Apparently Abbot Rakshas hadn’t really known what to do with him, either, so they’d had to consult their Great Sage for advice. That had resulted in a hurry up and wait situation, becaus...
2023-08-17 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostTwenty-Nine – New Addition
As Croc and I exited the shop, I glanced back over one shoulder to find the familiar glass sliding door vanish in the span of three steps. One minute it was there, and the next it was like the entire store had been surgically cut out of existenc...
2023-08-16 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe sun was climbing the eastern side of the sky as the Jaeger squad loaded up the dune buggy and set off for Malibu.
Surprisingly, they didn’t run into any trouble while they were inside LA. The Warlord’s Blessing of the Bwner carried them through the city untouched. Clay had always he...
2023-08-15 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor Note: Heads up, everyone, I've burned through a bit of my backlog on this story, so I'll only be posting chapters twice a week for the foreseeable future. The new posting schedule will be Monday and Wednesday at 1:00 PM EST. Hope you continue to enjoy Dan and Croc's advent...
2023-08-14 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostNessa turned out to not only be PwnrBwner’s lieutenant but also his girlfriend. Most of the legends Clay had heard about the Merge had referred to her as “the Uberbitch,” but she was a lot nicer than the nickname let on. And around her, they got to see a surprising new side to the Warlord o...
2023-08-12 21:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe whole time they were packing up camp, Joe kept looking over his shoulder and sighing things like “Wonder what kind of horses she’s got,” “I’d love to have fifteen minutes with her,” and “Bet she’s an eighteen-speed.”
Finally, Clay just came out and told his brother, ...
2023-08-12 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“It is true!” Bacon Bits threw her massive blue body drunkenly in front of Clay as the blow fell. He had to jerk his head back to keep from being smacked in the face with her undulating tail. She’d been pounding fruity drinks ever since they got back from the Haunt Topic, and even in her en...
2023-08-12 14:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostQuick note - so these last three episodes aren't quite as far along in the process. They are written, but they haven't all been to copy editing or formatting, so I don't have bookfunnel links generated yet. I'm going With that said, I'm going to resume chapter posting for the series, and because ...
2023-08-12 12:28:24 +0000 UTC View PostTwenty-Seven – Cannon Fodder
For the next several hours, Croc and I worked tirelessly, righting tipped over shelving racks, mopping up spills and blood, and disposing of bodies. There were a shocking number of bodies, though taking care of those mostly fell under Croc’s...
2023-08-11 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostTwenty-Six – Friends Don’t Lie
It seemed like it would be difficult to pull off a reproachful look as a rubber dog with googly eyes, but somehow Croc did it off anyway.
“You’re not sick,” the dog said, not a question but a cold, hard statement of fact. “An...
2023-08-09 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostTwenty-Five – Corvo’s Blanket Fort
Croc found a small treasure trove of lesser and greater Zima healing Elixirs stashed away inside one of the fridges in the pharmacy. We were just lucky they hadn’t been destroyed in the raging inferno of burning vodka like so many of...
2023-08-07 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostTwenty-Four – The Harmacist
I knew we were in trouble the second we rushed through the door.
There were half a dozen of the crow-faced Pharmacy Techs loitering about the room, all waiting for us in ambush. Towering above them was a rail-thin figure wearing a long bl...
2023-08-04 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostBetween my hammer, the demolition screwdriver, and my newly enhanced Athleticism, I made short work of the lab-coated shithead.
I didn’t try to sneak around any of the other Techs, though. I learned my lesson once and had no plans to make that mistake again.
Instead, I followed in t...
2023-08-02 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostTwenty-Two – Let’s Reminiscence
I briefly considered pulling the Slammer of Shielding out of my pocket and hurling it at the floor, but I knew the spell wouldn’t activate before the thing was already inside the dome’s radius. Instead, I thrust my hammer forward and ...
2023-07-31 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, y'all! Hope everyone is enjoying this story so far. Here is the third volume for you to download and read. I'll be posting individual chapters for volume four starting next week. Have a great weekend and let me know what you think of this series!
Twenty-One – MediocreMart
“I say this in love and with absolutely no disrespect, Dan,” Croc whispered as we stood outside the sliding glass doors that let into the MediocreMart, “but this is not quite as glamorous as you made it sound.”
Through the glass it ...
2023-07-28 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is Wasteland Warlords - Volume Two, all nice and neat and ready to download to your preferred reading device. Just click on the link below to give it a read.
“Out here, power is key. Getting it, using it, keeping it. Without power, you’re nothing but fertilizer.”...
2023-07-27 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys. I intend to start posting new material in the Wasteland Warlords Saga, so I wanted to make sure that everyone is caught up. To that end, I'm going to post Episodes 1 - 3 so that you can download each one, in its entirety, to your preferred reading device. Just click the link below to do...
2023-07-26 23:05:26 +0000 UTC View PostTwenty – March to the Mart
We spent the better part of the next six hours putting as much distance as possible between us and the Loot Arcade, all while maneuvering through mostly empty shopping mall corridors and not-quite-so-empty storefronts. The Compass of th...
2023-07-26 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post