Bleat & Bloat
sheep who moan-bleat 💯
2025-07-03 15:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
AZSpicedJason (Qu Labs) posts
Top Floor Problems
At least there's more room there than in the elevator.
2025-07-01 15:13:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Prepping the Jugs
How do you get a shy beefy deer dork to oil up on stage? Smooth talk, that's how~
2025-06-28 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Colorblind Himbull
Me: hehe shy beefboi
Also me: The concept of "red makes bulls angy" existing in a universe of anthro animals has such fascinating implications...
Me: Yes But Shut Up It's Himbo Time
Service Burper
Probably should have invested in a leash for that collar.
2025-06-25 15:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostBouncin' On It
Rabbits like riding dick in the bedroom because it's closest to hopping~
2025-06-24 15:42:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Nuzzle, Nuzzle, Chew
Greedy pups gotta get rid of that pent-up feeling somehow~
2025-06-21 19:39:55 +0000 UTC View PostSTAY_GOLD
yes i have had the flume remix of tennis court by lorde on repeat how did u know
2025-06-20 15:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWarehouse Date
The logistical problems of having a massive blimp in a restaurant or theater make warehouses the most convenient option for blimps to meet dates/potential handlers.
2025-06-19 15:21:51 +0000 UTC View PostPoster Boy
That's his best weapon, right on the poster, don't ya know?
2025-06-18 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostSlasher Grindr Date
(He only dresses like a slasher to get dates)
(Suprisingly effective!)
Taste Tested
That's why he wore a long sleeve shirt and pants in summer.
2025-06-17 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting Spicy
"If they're willing to eat eight alarm chili just to suckle on my tits, at that point, they've earned it."
2025-06-14 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostBuild A Better Lemonade Stand
That's about 8 fl oz for ten cents, assuming you can keep up.
2025-06-13 16:06:57 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dogs & Hydrants
don't try this at home unless you're hot enough to get away with it
2025-06-12 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostLaunch Party Fill
You can't tell me this whole thing wasn't planned.
2025-06-11 17:20:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Big Portions, Little Stick
He was rail thin when he started...
2025-06-09 20:12:12 +0000 UTC View PostYour Dorm-Mate Wonka
Cancel any plans involving using your limbs tomorrow, just to be safe.
2025-06-08 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostRecharging...
sonetimes elecrtricity make you buff sometimes fat life is full of little Miracles
2025-06-07 20:01:58 +0000 UTC View Posttracksuit_with_handprints_on_butt.png
you can add yours i can't think of a title
2025-06-06 16:12:17 +0000 UTC View PostBlue Collar Butt
his blue collar doesn't always refer to shirts i can tell ya that much
2025-06-06 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post