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December 2022 Content Poll | All Patrons

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1: Thicker Than Thieves

You don't know I'm a thief, and I don't know you're a thief, but we've been dating awhile and it's our first Christmas together - so what happens when we run into each other during the same heist, each stealing presents for the other?...

Be my compass, baby - I need a little direction.

Yours are the only opinions I care about, after all, and with everything going on in my offline life I'm not as sure of myself as I used to be. I'm struggling and I need a little help from my true blue listeners. Leave me a comment or some 2022-11-28 03:28:16 +0000 UTC View Post

I Know You Missed Me, Outlaw [NSFW][F4F][Making Out][Breastplay][Fingering][Post-Breakup][Loose Ends][Good Girl]

SFW version here 

We couldn't leave things the way they were so I had to come find you and bring you back to the life with me.

Bear with me in this moment of weakness

Things are not really going super well and it's irritated me beyond belief, but you deserved an oral update.

I have no doubt things will look better in the morning, they always do, but right now  they look like shit.

At the end of the day I'm a human being and I'm not always co...

Slutty Student Sucks Your Cock [F4M][Spanking][Manipulation][Switchy][University][Cunnilingus][Edging][Possessive][Sex Ed][Orgasm Denial][Begging][All Access Pass Exclusive]

My dumb rich parents hired you to be my tutor because I'm flunking out of college, but they don't know I have a massive student/teacher fantasy. I don't know how I'm going to focus on my lessons if we don't find a way to get it out of my system...

General Admission Collection - Free download for patrons

MERRY BLACK FRIDAY!

You're Tipsy, Let Me Take Care Of You

[F4M][Childhood Friends To Lovers][Reunited][Wholesome][Romantic][Confession Of Feelings][Don't Kiss Me Unless You Mean It][Vanilla][Snuggles][Slow Burn][Post-Breakup][Comforting][She Wasn't Good Enough For You][Shaky Breaths][...

Twitch stream on Friday Nov 18 @ 830PM EST | Live recording SFW audio, gaming, and a whole lotta smack talk.

If I had to update everyone separately my eyeballs would explode so I would love it if you come to my stream. Anything relevant to you guys will be clipped and posted here so don't be sad if you can't make it.

I still have so much to catch up on (clearly), missed deadlines and so many dropp...

REGULAR POSTING RESUMES ON MONDAY

You guys are absolute angels and I'm so grateful for your patience while I made this huge move. Seriously.

My furniture is here, I'm in the middle of unpacking, and I'm spending the weekend glued to my mic recording. I'm extremely disorganized, definitely frazzled, I'm basically a rickety ...

IMPORTANT - Don't forget I'll be posting regularly again in November which means everyone will be charged as normal on November 1st!

And thank you to those of you who filled out your exit surveys saying I wasn't as active as you expected - that usually happens during a hiatus. Y'all gave me a much needed giggle and I appreciate it!

Flight leaves in 8 hours, I'll see you all on the other side.

XO

Where do we go from here?

I'll be back November 1.

The first things to come will be late commissions (you know who you are) and the August exclusives for the Bodyguard and Manager tiers. 

After that, content will...

IT'S ALMOST TIME / An update & some changes!

I took a break, as you might’ve noticed. It started a bit earlier than I’d initially planned and I left a lot of people in the lurch, which means I’ve got plenty of amends to make in the next couple of months. The truth of the matter is that I had been pushing myself too hard for too long a...

Bad Girl Next Door Breaks You Out Of Your Shell [NSFW][Backstage Pass Exclusive][F4M][Neighbors][Bad Influence][Adults][Flirting][Slightly Bratty][Slow Burn][Goody Two Shoes][Pulling You Out Of Your Shell][Kissing][Secret Crush][Handjob][Fingering][Cunnilingus][Blowjob][Condom][Cowgirl]

You're way too cute to be this boring, but you're in luck because I like nerds. And even if I have to drag you to this party myself, you're gonna learn to have all kinds of fun with me.

Your Ex-Girlfriend’s Mom Wants Your Cock [NSFW][General Admission Exclusive][F4M][MILF][Younger Man][Good Boy][Gentle Fdom][Exhibitionism][Blowjob][Praise][Public BJ]

My daughter is so uptight, and to be honest, so is her father. He hardly ever touches me anymore. I'm a hot MILF with needs, and I'm hoping you'll help me fill them.

Music: here 2022-08-25 21:06:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Early Access YouTube SFW | Reunited With Your Childhood Bestie

I wish we were here under better circumstances, but if we can learn anything from this it's that life is too short not to tell people how you feel.

New public YouTube post! | New Girl At Uni Thinks You're Cute 💟

Xoxo

Hello my loves! Checking in very quickly to update you (and explain why I was so absent last week)

I went a bit AWOL last week and missed every single deadline. That's pretty unusual, I'd like to think I'm typically no more than a day late with things when my life gets rocky. In case you aren't aware, I'm diagnosed with and on medication for major depressive disorder, and although I strive to ...

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Your Ex-Girlfriend’s Mom Wants Your Cock

My daughter is so uptight, and to be honest, so is her father. He hardly ever touches me anymore. I'm a hot MILF with needs, and I'm hoping you'...