How was I supposed to know you were experimenting with expansion magic? I was thirsty and drank whatever was in the bottle on your desk, and now my tits and ass are huge and I'm ridiculously horny - you won't leave me needy like this, will you?
Sexy sex plaps: 2023-08-27 00:19:16 +0000 UTC
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I've had the biggest crush on your college-aged son, but when I came on to him he coldly rejected me. You and I have always gotten along and you've always had a thing for me, so when I come to you looking for comfort, how could you ever turn me away?
Sexy sex plaps: 2023-08-26 00:41:31 +0000 UTC
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I'm here. I'm obviously not okay, but I'm here.
I'm embarrassed to admit I had a relapse and spent a long while totally isolated from everyone. I have barely even spoken to my friends over the past year. I'm struggling very much with depression and it's such an ugly thing to talk about. My ...
2023-08-25 01:01:23 +0000 UTC
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Let’s be honest, my bestie never treated you right. But I will.
Sexy sex plaps: Boshidoblasta 18+ NSFW PLAP PACK (+ some from me)
2023-08-25 00:07:56 +0000 UTC
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I just caught you red-handed sending yourself my nudes - it's only fitting for you to be punished.
2023-06-17 00:24:18 +0000 UTC
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July 1st is fast approaching and I need your guidance to decide on a celebration audio! Pick your flavor:
Hot Maple MILF Needs Your Huge Load
Your sexy neighbor invited you to her Canada Day celebration and she won't let you leave until your balls are totally emp...
2023-06-15 20:35:43 +0000 UTC
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One year after our divorce, I'm coming over to go through some of our old keepsakes.. and together we realize maybe this isn't the end for us.
2023-06-14 19:08:54 +0000 UTC
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You look so weary, traveler. Let me help with that.
2023-06-14 16:10:36 +0000 UTC
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Watching all the happy families at the fair today made me realize I'm ready for you to breed me.
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#JusticeForLlewellynTheLlama (lol)
2023-06-13 21:36:27 +0000 UTC
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Poking my head up out of the porn mines to let you know what I've been up to this week:
WRITING.
I have ALL my early access audios written, plus the General Admission exclusive. I'm literally writing the Backstage exclusive today, which means I have 3 scripts left to pen and all my ...
2023-06-11 18:07:41 +0000 UTC
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I can't believe it's June already! I'm so ready to spend weekends in my hammock sipping on a beverage and writing porn.
I'm embracing my chaos this month and will post audios as I finish them instead of trying to stick to a rigid schedule.
What will that look like?
WEEK ONE: Beh...
2023-06-06 21:31:08 +0000 UTC
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I've had a rough day and you're the only person who can comfort me the way I need.
2023-06-06 20:44:06 +0000 UTC
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You must be here for a rematch.
2023-06-06 18:41:31 +0000 UTC
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Pick your flavor:
Free Use Restaurant - We run a tight ship around here, and we aren’t like other restaurants. If you want to work here you’re gonna need to prove yourself capable in my kitchen.
Busted By Your Best Friend
2023-06-01 12:30:02 +0000 UTC
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Pick your flavor:
Ex’s Best Friend Wants You For Herself - Let’s be honest, my bestie never treated you right.
Caught In The Assassin’s Crosshairs - You blocked my shot, so you’re gonna have to pay the consequenc...
2023-06-01 12:30:02 +0000 UTC
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Pick your flavor:
Fucking You While We Watch Videos Of My Girlfriend - Polyamory has definite perks.
Your Hot Therapist Is Willing To Violate Ethics If You Violate Her - Getting to know you so intimately has me wanting m...
2023-06-01 12:30:02 +0000 UTC
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I probably say the word "cock" 5 million times a year, but there are people who prefer the word "dick". Which one do you like hearing me say?
2023-06-01 03:16:10 +0000 UTC
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The weather is so warm now, and I need to buy new dresses. You don't mind keeping me company in the dressing room, right?
2023-05-31 22:19:04 +0000 UTC
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When it comes to what can go wrong on a date, we're taking gold in the Olympics. Luckily, you're worth it.
This script was lovingly penned by Stonebridge, one of my wonderful longtime patrons (and the mind behind First Class Coffee and Picture Perfect). One of the things...
2023-05-31 12:30:59 +0000 UTC
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First night in our new house... let's christen it by putting our air mattress to the test!
HAPPY FRIDAY BABES!
I wrote 500 words of script and then let my heart decide what to do when I got to the intimate bits... I wasn't expecting to ramble for nearly 40 minu...
2023-05-26 23:12:38 +0000 UTC
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For titles and tags, go here!
Listen all the way through with no need to click around! All these audios are public and have been out for ages but I wanted to collect them together. I have a...
2023-05-18 13:28:20 +0000 UTC
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Apparently my files still aren't labeled correctly and yet again there is an issue 🤣
I think we'll go ahead and give up on that idea!
Me and audio series don't go together at all
2023-05-18 12:57:27 +0000 UTC
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One of my early access audios is now public but a lot of you probably heard it last June. It always makes me giggle to call something that's nearly a year old "new".
Here's the...
2023-05-17 16:36:43 +0000 UTC
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I came across this video on YouTube and thought it might be fun to see if I could write something for it. I actually wrote these lyrics ages ago but couldn't figure out a melody. I think they fit pretty well. Plea...
2023-05-16 22:05:34 +0000 UTC
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The stresses of life have been causing nightmares and I'm here to cuddlefuck them all away.
2023-05-15 15:25:51 +0000 UTC
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Sometimes Fridays work, sometimes Saturdays are better, but I wanted to check in and let you know the Backstage tier, Manager tier, and an early access for everyone will be going live tomorrow evening! 💜
Have an amazing weekend everyone!
EDIT: I'm running behiiiiiiind but the ...
2023-05-12 15:12:29 +0000 UTC
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I never imagined date night ending with me trapped in my dress and you using my body for your pleasure, baby.
2023-05-05 21:36:14 +0000 UTC
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You're tending bar at a ritzy wedding when you're approached by a hot bridesmaid. She's thirsty, but not for booze.
2023-05-05 20:45:34 +0000 UTC
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I started making SFW audios almost exactly 2 years ago and there are so many more folks listening than I ever expected. I'm honored to get to entertain and comfort so many people, THANK YOU SO MUCH!
I know quite a few of you found me there and I'm so happy you're with me on this audio jour...
2023-05-04 04:15:36 +0000 UTC
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IT'S FINALLY MAY!
It stopped snowing here and much like the ground, I too am beginning to thaw.
Polls are back! If you haven't voted yet, get in on the action before they close. If you have audio ideas you'd like to see in next month's ...
2023-05-02 17:56:33 +0000 UTC
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