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Chapter 62: Gate Tag

Terok was so awesome. He was affable, quick-witted, and genuinely interested in everything Garth had to say, especially if that was Garth’s businesses and where he kept his Mythic Cores.

Because he was such a good friend, Garth didn’t mind letting him borrow one. The way his face l...

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Chapter 61: In-laws

Garth sliced a bit of steak, while the rest of Sandi’s family tore into their prey. Three of Sandi’s sisters had taken the opportunity to visit Earth, and predictably, they all looked exactly the same, right down to the black tank top, low cut jeans and thong.

In order to ...

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Chapter 60: Getting Ready for a Visit

Sandi’s mom and tentacle monster dad weren’t coming right away, since they had to time their trip between harvests, and so Garth had a month and a half to get his act together.

The first week was the hardest. Being in magical time-out was rough for someone who’d gotten used to put...

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Chapter 59: And Your Enemies Crucified

Garth was kicking himself as he flew down the side of the mountain, Wilson desperately holding on to his shoulder against the wind. He’d brought the best people with him, without thinking about leaving Paul, Samantha, or Clark to watch the town. Cass clenched his teeth and reached into hi...

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Chapter 58: Keep your Friends Close

“How did humans ever build anything so large without magic?” Sandi asked, her jaw dropped at the spectacle down the slope of the mountain. She was sitting beside him, casually weaving grass into a wreath. Itet was watching Tyler’s group with predatory intensity.

“Science.” Garth...

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Chapter 57: A Real Bad First Impression

The first thing Garth remembered was eating Tommy Carter, the barber’s kid from the apartment down the road. The slender teen’s corpse was torn apart like a frog in a high school biology lab, limbs spread apart without any semblance of respect for his humanity.

The next thing he re...

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Chapter 56: First Lesson

  

The two of them stood in the center of Clark’s burgeoning village, a stand of enormous dead trees that had no earthly right being in a desert, their unnaturally long limbs woven together to provide relief from the sun above. The dirt under Garth’s feet was earthy and soft, ...

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Chapter 55: Give me a Hand

  

“I can’t believe it,” Garth said, scratching his scalp. “I’m gonna be a dad, and my kids are gonna be man-eating monsters.” He took a deep steadying breath. Everything’s fine, you’ve got almost a year to prepare.

Cassius grunted, eyes on the Mythi...

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Chapter 54: Homecoming

  

“Sandi? Is that you?” The young orc said. He seemed rather skinny compared to others of his race, and Sandi couldn’t help but think he’d be a poor, bony meal. She wasn’t hungry anyway, Garth had treated her to a Jindari mega-grub the day before.

It was rather sq...

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Chapter 53: The Heist

  

“Okay, from now on, only repeat everything I say.” Garth said, watching Itet’s antennae make the Panic/Fear gestures madly as his spell carried his voice to her ears.

“Okay.” She said.

“Okay, what?” The clerk behind the counter asked.

“Okay, le...

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Chapter 52: Personal Hygene

  

“There were some very expensive spellbooks in that Status Band,” Garth said, trying his damnedest to stay calm. So far the bum had showed up, showed a modest talent at Telekinesis, a fair amount of paranoia and spouted a random location. His reasons for being here were cryp...

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Chapter 51: When the Student is Ready, the Master Appears

  

“Why are we branding them?” Itet asked as Garth reheated the wire floating above his palm with fire mana for the second unconscious thug.

“So they don’t forget.” He replied, touching the wire to the man’s forehead before moving on. “Humans have very short me...

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Taking Christmas off!

Don't expect any chapters for the next 3 days, I'm taking Christmas off for some guilt-free relaxation with my wife. I'll be thinking about plot stuff in the meantime.

After three days of chilling out, I'll be right back

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Chapter 50: Appearances can be Deceiving

  

Hey Clark, how’s tricks?

I’m sending a guy named Tyler to help coordinate our business in the south and clear L.A. This is dangerous, but he’s got connections that will get bodies where they need to be. He got off a stint of military service after being...

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Chapter 49: Consequences

  

In a distant part of a distant universe, in one of the trillions of warehouses dedicated to the exact same purpose strewn across countless worlds, a red scroll tucked in a clear glass tube, nestled among countless other glass tubes, turned black.

A young orc named Guntar ...

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Brainstorming! (MegaSpoilers!)



So the reason Beladia was cut off, and quite possibly the driving force behind the entire series is...One of the gods, and i'm not sure which, wants to die.

The gods, the only way they can die is If the entire system of the Inner Spheres is annihilated, and so this one...

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Chapter 48: The Hero of Outpost 8901

  

Garth rushed down the empty streets, sprinting to converse mana. His head was already aching with the amount he’d used in the last minute. Where the hell is everyone? Garth thought, heading for the main square. If the governor had marshalled the army anywhere, it wou...

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Chapter 47: A Real Bad Vacation

    

“What do you think, Erelia?” Irios asked, ducking underneath the massive kipling’s feral swipe, being sure to tilt his horns out of the way. “How does getting away from it all and getting the opportunity to research kipling in the field differ?”

Erik...

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Chapter 46: Powdered Courage

  

 Garth looked down at the unconscious governor and considered his options. 

Use illusion and polymorph to pretend to be the Governor? That wouldn’t work. Despite the Universal translator, they would be able to tell he was speaking English instead of w...

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Chapter 45: That'll wake you up in the Morning

  

You have learned Illusion! Proficiency 8%

You have learned Floating Eye! Proficiency 8%

You have Learned Scry! Proficiency 8%!

Spell Theory Proficiency has reached 53%

You have learned Stone shape!  Proficiency 15%!

You have learned Wall of St...

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Chapter 44: A Victimless Crime

  

Garth surveyed the destruction, eyes squinting against the blowing dust. The outpost had been torn asunder, some buildings collapsed while fires had consumed others. In front of him lay the gnawed upon disembodied arm of an orc child.

Whatever had done this hadn’t been ...

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Chapter 43: The Home Field Advantage

  

“Alright, grab everything you can carry, nobody says they’re gonna send us back here.” Garth said. “Raid the stockroom and the armory. Make sure you’ve all got a handaxe or machete, fifty feet of rope and enough food to last a couple days. An extra pair of undies woul...

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Chapter 42: Orders

  

Garth walked into the courtyard, squinting against the glaring light of the afternoon sun. All the other apostles had already received their orders, leaving Garth’s small group of one hundred and twenty-eight people the only humans at the castle. The delay in their assignment...

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Chapter 41: Letters

  

Chapter 41: Letters

Dear Mom and Dad.

I hope you’re both okay, I know this is a long shot, but I don’t know any other way to get in contact with you. I’m alive, Garth is too. We’re on an alien planet, if you can believe it, fighting monsters for...

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Chapter 40: Garth's Speech

  

Chapter 40: Garth’s Speech

Garth swept his gaze over the stunned crowd. “Nobody? Okay, you don’t need to actually raise your hands. If you’re cruising for a cervical bruising, when they send you back go to Earth outpost three thousand five hundred and seventeen. T...

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Chapter 39: Bad Business Partners

  

Chapter 39

Sandi’s clothes reappeared as if by magic, and without waiting for Garth to get dressed, she opened the door and left the room, her face bright red, forgetting to take the tray with her. Garth just barely managed to pull the covers over himself before Tyler s...

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Chapter 38: Throw the Wizard a Bone

Chapter 38: Throw the Wizard a Bone

Garth’s eyes opened to the sound of clinking glass. He was in an unfamiliar room grown from the same shiny black stone as the rest of the castle. Still alive, I guess. There was a basket with bloody bandages beside the door, and a blanket...

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Chapter 37: A Real Bad Guy

Chapter 37

“First thing’s first. Show me your wrists.” The general said. The pathetic excuse for a shinra was sitting across the table from Irios with a smug grin, as if the demon lord wouldn’t tear his soul from his body and subject it to every horror he’d devised in over eight thousa...

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Chapter 36: Purple Heart

Chapter 36

“Oh, that’s, wow…Umm…” Garth said as he started getting dizzy. First things first, gotta cancel the Haste spell, or I’m gonna die that much faster. Garth dispelled the construct maintaining the spell with a minor effort of will, and the world seemed to speed...

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Chapter 35: Under Siege Too

Chapter 35

Garth reached for the dependable acorns in his largest bandolier, ready to grow one around himself if he had to survive being swallowed by a giant worm. You’re such a pill, Garth Daniels.

It didn’t have any eyes, but it seemed like it was studying him, siz...

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