Haley Thistle

Odd Character Bio

Art by Vintage Honey Bees 

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THE BASICS

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Cazrina of the Polar: Mila #1 (special preview)

A bed is brought for me later that evening along with a meager dinner and water. I give most of my food to Emmeline, who needs it for her baby. I am happy to sup on water and crusts as long as she is protected. 

I am there several days before anyone comes to the cell beside the Drow gu...

Arjun's Heir Part One: Arlan (complete)

    I do so love Rakshasa Country, even when I was little I admired the spirited warriors and the color garb they wore. I admired how the Rakshasa didn't shy away from a dull palette like many of my people did. I grew up wearing muted hues of grey and blue to appease my family...

Owl Monster Boyfriend: Milton (special preview)

I look over her bookshelves, seeing languages from every corner of the earth. Athena sits down on her bed and takes a book from under her pillow.

“What’s that?” I ask her.

“It was my mom’s.” She clutches it close.

I go and sit down beside Athena. “It must be someth...

Drider Boyfriend: Raoul (complete)

   Sequel to Florent the Drider. 

 “Uncle Raoul,” a tiny voice chirps at me.

    I look down, seeing Fei, my cousin...

Orc Boyfriend: Sieger (complete)

    A couple of years ago, I started volunteering at the local library. Every Saturday I come in to read to the kids some of my favorite books, or even some the library suggests. I started doing it when my job became too humdrum. I worked the call center at a bank, and sometim...

Arjun's Heir Part 3: Emory (special preview)

“Hold still, Emory, hold still.” Dhaval grips hard on my hand. He holds his other hand over my arm and a numbness begins to flow from my fingertips and up to my shoulder. “That’s it. Keep still.”

“Dhaval, what’s happening?” I whimper.

“Almost,” Dhaval’s hand over...

Possessed Halfling Boyfriend: Rovil #3 (complete)

I haven't written Rovil in so long, but here are parts one and 2019-06-11 19:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Arjun's Heir Part Two: Dhaval & Arjun (special preview)

I see a letter sitting on the table, one with the Brachuss seal on the back. “Did he give you this?” I ask.

“He did,” she stands up and goes over to the globe that serves as a mini bar. She starts to pour drinks for us. “But I don’t have the patience to hear what he says. Just b...

Rakshasa Boyfriend: Ravi #2 (complete)

 It has been a while since I last wrote Ravi, but you can catch up with the first part here. 

   I have been working with Queen Mythri for some time now...

Mail Outs and Artist Spotlight

I have all mail outs ready and stamped! This month's mail outs features art work from @chopshoppar @maxspite who have both done amazing renditions of my rob...

Vampire Boyfriend: Dr. Heskel (complete)

    Dr. Leeche's Clinic has been an absolute godsend for you. Discovering it and going through its services had not only saved you a heaping load of money, but it had saved you a lot of pain and suffering as well. Most birth controls didn't work for you, in fact there were a l...

Arjun's Heir Part One: Arlan (special preview)

There is a low murmur amongst all the lords. We discuss the matter and to my shock, they are all willing to go along with whatever Sanguis says. Of course they are, he already has them in his back pocket. He has bought all of us one way or another, and they plan to keep that comfort coming in str...

Super Villain Boyfriend: Konstantinas (complete)

Ages ago, when I was a kid, I had a very strange job. I was one of those kids gifted with magical abilities to fight off threats to the earth. Yeah, I had the whole magical transformation process and everything. But that was a long time ago, I grew up, threats to earth changed, and new kids came ...

Drider Boyfriend: Raoul (special preview)

“You’re so beautiful, it makes me want to forget.” I look up at him. “I am usually the charming one, but you have knocked the wind from my sails.”

Lulëzim chuckles. “Forgive me. I would hate to take that from you.”

I place my hand on his wrist. “It’s alright. I don�...

Alien Boyfriend: Prince Lolki (complete)

    My crew and I have been planning this mission for ages and we’re all on edge to get it started. The reason for it began long ago when I was much younger. I had joined on with Captain Tans when I was sixteen, she had been my hero for the longest time. I had always admired...

Orc Boyfriend: Sieger (special preview)

“She’s here!” Gemma waves from the porch. “Ms. Aubrey! Over here!”

I walk up to the gate and Gemma let’s me in. She’s wearing a very cute, pink gingham dress and yellow rain boots. “Welcome!” She runs up to me and gives me a big hug.

“Thank you for having me, this ...

Drow Girlfriend: Viovrouh #2 (complete)

    Viovrouh’s soldiers brought in the captured Czarina Mila early on morning. I had heard stories of the Czarina’s hot temper despite her cold kingdom. When they brought her in I could tell she was a simmering volcano ready to erupt at any moment, she was just waiting for...

Halfling Boyfriend: Rovil #3 (special preview)

Juliet kisses me and places her hand on my cheek. “You’re far to sweet.”

“You keep feeding me your deserts.” I then press my lips to her ear. “And I’m going to eat yours all night long if I have to.”

Juliet puts her hand on my hip. “Rovil,” she giggles giddily.

Drow Girlfriend: Viovrouh (complete)

    There were many reasons Sanguis placed me in Sothen, not just to repay me for all my years of service to him. It was also because it shared borders and territory with two very strong allies that Sanguis knew would join our ranks.

    Th...

Window Clings!

They’re in! So I’ll include them in this month’s mailouts!

Rakshasa Boyfriend: Ravi #2 (special preview)

Ravi smirks at me and I notice a new scar in his lip. “I’ve not been sleeping as of late, it’s horrible.” He kisses me again. “I keep daydreaming about you and get lost in them.”

I touch the scar on his lip before diving in for another kiss. “I have too.”

Ravi pushes m...

Ghost Pirate Boyfriend: Gustaaf Von Malevance #2 (complete)

The Devil’s Swift is a labyrinth. Years of being underwater and recreating itself has turned it into a monstrous entity of its own. Wandering around the halls and even the deck can get you lost. Von Malevance doesn’t keep me locked up like I expected. I have nowhere to go, so why keep me impr...

Character Profiles

Starting probably in late June, I will be updating some things in the tiers. One thing that was suggested was I start doing character profiles. I want to know where I should start. What category of monsters should I do?

Super Villian Boyfriend: Konstantinas (special preview)

One day while we were on one of our patrol walks, I noticed that Mr. Gibbons house was finally getting moved into. Mr. Gibbons had died several months ago and his kids put it up on the market. I noticed that the furniture getting moved in had a sort of Addam’s Family edge to it. A lot of it was...

Ghost Pirate Boyfriend: Gustaff Von Malevance #1 (complete)

My family has owned and operated a Naval History museum for ages, only recently have we gotten government backing and grants. I worked ages trying to help renovate the place and help keep my grandfather’s memories intact. He had started the museum because of his and my grandmother’s passion f...

Alien Boyfriend: Lolki (special preview)

“Silence,” Lolki hisses at me. He raises one of his arms and the tip pointedly hovers over his mouth. The Dreczon speak telepathically, so his words are in my head. I hear afterthoughts and whispers behind his words, things he wanted to say or planned to say. It was a misty trail of disjointe...

Peacock Monster: Anatoly (complete)

    To be quite frank, I’m not at all excited about this new job. I’ve come a long way from showing off the latest models at boat shows and posting as many images to defeat the algorithm on social media apps. I started modeling in order to help keep my Auntie’s burlesque...

Refreshing Tiers

I’m going to be refreshing the tiers within the month (at least in time for July). And I want to know what else you would like to see! Having a new story a day is a lot, but what else could I be doing? Is there anything I could add to make my Patreon a better experience? Let me know!

Drow Girlfriend: Viovrouh #2 (special preview)

The scrolls begin like most wars do, as the Drow were first approached in hopes of sharing the land. But of course, the Drow didn’t want to. It was theirs and there were scared shrines and alters for their gods that shouldn’t be disturbed. This angered the king at the time, a man c...